See our breasts!

[Never]

*Never has a comic book moment*

(Sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast)
See our breasts!
See our breasts!
Jutting pertly from our chests!
Let us focus on the mammary,
And disregard the rest!

See them swing!
Watch them bounce!
More fan service to the ounce!
We think tits are a lip-smacker,
Nothin's better on a cracker!

Gravity,
They defy!
Like balloons they float on high!
Topped with nipples taller than Mt. Everest!
Go on, open the pages,
Glance or gawk for ages!
See our breasts!
Oui, our breasts!
See our breasts!

Whittled waists,
Panty shots,
Yes indeedy, we've got lots!
We parade through this charade
Of anatomic over-wroughts!

In our world,
It's the law,
No one ever wears a bra!
We're all perky, uncomplaining,
Though our backs are surely straining!

But our men,
Have smooth loins!
Naught but Ken-doll molded groins!
[Men:] So we try and compensate with giant swords!
[Girls:] Who cares about their brass,
When we have tits and ass?
And show our breasts!

If you're stressed,
It's big boobs that we suggest!

See our breasts!
See our breasts!
See our breasts!

Images unnerving,
See the nun with cleavage curving?
It's her goal to save your soul while flashing all.
Are, these archeologists not daring,
Adventuring in clothing much too small?
Our seams they are a-busting
With our breasts toward heaven thrusting
We've got ingénues with jugs to shame porn stars!
Our job is to titillate the readers.
If, you're titty crazy,
Just peek in and oops-a-daisy!

[Men:] See their breasts!
See their breasts!
Sakes alive, they're barely dressed!
Camel-toes to perky nose
These ladies are uniquely blest!
Call it sad,
Call it base,
All this cleavage in your face.
It's designed to get you stewing,
full of thoughts of genki screwing!
Are you warm?
Are you hot?
Sure you are! Of course! Why not!
Don't hold back! We know your bvd's are stressed!
This fantasy's for you!
Is it one hump or two?
Or just more breasts?
[Girls:] See our breasts!
[Men:] See their breasts!
[Girls:] See our breasts!

See our breasts!
See our breasts!
We flash all at your behest!
We assume that only guys read comic books
And we're obsessed!

Watch us pose!
Watch us flounce!
Giggle, jiggle, bop and bounce!
Our development's arrested
In the realm of
Monster breasted!

Boob by boob!
One by one!
Till this month's selection's done!
'Cause there's plenty more where that came from, no jest!
Go on peruse our pages,
No don't act your ages!
See our breasts!
See our breasts!
See our breasts!
Please, see our BREASTS!

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Posted with all respects to the ladies at Sequential Tart.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

That is stellar!

 

[lavender]

 

[Eumenides]

That was great! I laughed my ass off while singing it.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

vixenshe - where did you get that bra?

Never -

You are breast obsessed. That's quite lovely.

I'm a plus-sized gal, so I got mine at a store up here called Penningtons... it's plus-sized, but young.

(There aren't enough stores like that).

It came with a matching thong.

 

[Guest]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

lol

I have the sudden urge to touch some breasts

 

[SamEyeAm]

We, the men of Lit, give you a standing ovation,

Our erect penises getting caught, from time to time,

Between our wildly clapping hands!

(Ouch!!!)

 

[DeityMun]

I'm a plus-sized gal, so I got mine at a store up here called Penningtons... it's plus-sized, but young.

(There aren't enough stores like that).

It came with a matching thong.

Those... are some breasts. Rwar.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Those... are some breasts. Rwar.

*blush*

 

[Sillyman]

And certainly too true.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok that was hysterical.

Thanks for the laught hon I needed it today. (hot sticky and worknig)

 

[LukkyKnight]

worknig nights

Ok that was hysterical.

Thanks for the laught hon I needed it today. (hot sticky and worknig)

I believe you should catch your breath before trying to post... though I share your sentiments.

 

[Rubyfruit]

That was inspired.

 

[Sillyman]

lol

I have the sudden urge to touch some breasts

I have a constant urge to touch some breasts. It's hell in crowds.

 

[red_rose]

That was awesome, Never!

 

[Guest]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Now,

I cannot get the song out of my freaking mind!!!

I find myself COMPELLED to come back to this thread to learn the word rendition by Never.









I hate you...

 

[sexy-girl]

wow thats so cool never


and even better this thread is attracting the breasty women of lit

 

[Sillyman]

I think Never has successfully shown that Comic Books Cause Lesbianism. It's official. We need a Surgeon General's warning on all comics now.


WARNING: Not reading comic books will greatly decrease the chance of you cutting your hair short and getting two precious little dogs.

 

[bknight2602]

Very good never, laughed alot, now where are there some breasts to touch!

 

[Guest]

I think Never has successfully shown that Comic Books Cause Lesbianism. It's official. We need a Surgeon General's warning on all comics now.


WARNING: Not reading comic books will greatly decrease the chance of you cutting your hair short and getting two precious little dogs.

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You've been watching too much TV and Ashcroft again since your PC was being rebuilt, weren't you?