Seductive First Sentences

[Smuttyandfun]

From My Plus One:

"Aw, mine looks like a dick, a big fat dick." Marina looked down at her phallic-shaped cake she'd been carefully trying to decorate, wondering if she should even bother to try and finish it, it looked like such a disaster.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

From my one and only LW story, Naughty Candy:

Sitting fuming in my truck, feeling my blood actually boiling as I watched some rat bastard suck face with my wife, while zipping up his fly at the front door of my goddam house, it occurred to me, it was probably a good thing I didn't own a shot gun.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I keep meaning to write a story starting like this:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a blow job.

Emily

 

[EmilyMiller]

And thus would be perfect for I/T:

Mother came today. Or maybe, yesterday; I can't be sure.

​

 

[StillStunned]

I keep meaning to write a story starting like this:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a blow job.

Emily

There you go.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Bukkake:

It was a bright cold day in April, and the thirteen cocks were spraying.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There you go.

Such a great editor

 

[EmilyMiller]

More I/T:

All happy families fuck alike; each unhappy family fucks in its own way.

 

[samhasstories]

More I/T:

All happy families fuck alike; each unhappy family fucks in its own way.

That's Tolstoy, right?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Nellie, a yearning girl, sat on her partner with a flutter of her skirt, and flashed her breasts.

 

[EmilyMiller]

That's Tolstoy, right?

Anna Karenina

 

[EmilyMiller]

Nellie, a yearning girl, sat on her partner with a flutter of her skirt, and flashed her breasts.

That’s a little recherché - but one of my favorite authors.

Emily

 

[samhasstories]

Anna Karenina

Yeah, I know. My dud joke was that the line was a direct quote from Tolstoy. Would've put a slightly different spin on it, but every bit as iconic an opening line.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yeah, I know. My dud joke was that the line was a direct quote from Tolstoy. Would've put a slightly different spin on it, but every bit as iconic an opening line.

Sorry. I don’t always get jokes

 

[samhasstories]

Sorry. I don’t always get jokes

Well if I had seen that you'd been doing the parody thing for several posts it would've been more clear that it wouldn't land. So that's on me for not paying any attention.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a faceless thing of seamless, shining latex." (Kafka's Metamorphosis as a dronification Fetish piece.)

 

[EmilyMiller]

Nellie, a yearning girl, sat on her partner with a flutter of her skirt, and flashed her breasts.

A prize of a custom AI image of one of my characters, you chose which, for anyone getting this.

Emily

 

[onehitwanda]

Bukkake:

It was a bright cold day in April, and the thirteen cocks were spraying.

what a terrible night to be able to read.

"It was dawn when they found her; arms and legs tied to stakes and the wand's low-battery light flashing from its resting place between her pale thighs."

 

[SoCalAshley]

Asking a question will sometimes get a reader engaged: Have you ever had a dream where you are about to give a presentation and realize you are naked? From: Pirates Cove

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I have a few I like, but I think this one is the best.

"Moaning softly, as the man nestled behind me gently slipped his cock back into my ass isn't exactly how I thought I'd wake up on my first morning in Paradise, but I wasn't complaining."

 

[StillStunned]

A prize of a custom AI image of one of my characters, you chose which, for anyone getting this.

Emily

Joseph Conrad's strange novelisation of Apocalypse Now, isn't?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Joseph Conrad's strange novelisation of Apocalypse Now, isn't?

Yay! Pick your character

Emily

 

[StillStunned]

Yay! Pick your character

Emily

Do you have any redheads?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Do you have any redheads?

Whitney in Heaven & Hole

Emily

 

[StillStunned]

Whitney in Heaven & Hole

Emily

I'll have that one, please.