Secrets...

OK, was a DJ in the 60s and 70s and people wonder how Stairway to Heaven become such a HUGE HIT. Well, most songs were only 2-3 mins long. Great for a #1 but not a #2. So the only song that was long during that time was the FULL version of American Pie and Stairway To Heaven. It was never released as a single but we played it because we had to go to the can. Only problem was, that we were playing 45s and LPs and if the song got stuck because of a scratch, it was not rare to see a DJ running down the hall with his pants down around his legs. LOL Sad but all true!

That's pretty funny LOL
 
That's pretty funny LOL

Oh it was REALLY funny when someone walked in as you were running down the hall. Worst thing that happened to me, I went to go pick up the tone arm on the record player and it snapped off. I had only one turntable and I ended up doing nothing but Album features till the engineer came to fix it.
And yes radio back then was A LOT like WKRP.
 
maybe one day i will share my really deeply secrests... not the ones everyone already know... but the one I keep really deep inside
 
Sometimes I claim to make the world's best chili, but in actuality I haven't taste tested every other chili out there so I really can't back that up. I do think it tastes really good, though.
 
The other day I was playing on lit here and I missed a meeting. A really important meeting. A meeting where everyone noticed I was missing. So I guess it's not a secret that I missed the meeting, but it is a secret that I was playing on Lit.
 
The last 3 men I've been involved with have been married. I like it better when they are married that way they don't want more than I am willing to give and I don't have to give up my own space. I think I'm really selfish that way but I'm not willing to change.
 
I am head over heels in love. This is probably not a secret LOL.

However, this is the first time in my life I've felt this way despite being engaged twice before getting married and then being married for nearly 20 years before he died. I spent all that time not knowing what it really felt like to be in love .... :(

Thank you Pervy. :heart:

Rox :kiss:
 
I used hair removal cream on a friends chest whilst he was in a drunken slumber. I intended to leave him with a hello but ran out of room so used his tummy button as the O.
 
The last 3 men I've been involved with have been married. I like it better when they are married that way they don't want more than I am willing to give and I don't have to give up my own space. I think I'm really selfish that way but I'm not willing to change.

Megan i totally appreciate your point of view!
 
One time I stole one of those cheese graters from the Olive Garden. I miss it, as a minor token of my only slightly misspent youth. Everytime I eat at that place now, I try to figure out a way to steal another one, to win my mojo back. (There is no other valid reason to eat at an Olive Garden.)
 
I blackmailed a wife that wasn't my own into meeting me for oral sex.

I was recently contacted by an old friend that I would have married in an instant, had she come back, she is now married to someone else and I'm hoping she will have an affair with me, since the toy I found has decided to stop and walk the good path.
 
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...


The above is not true, but is part of the lyrics to a song that is just now on the radio, shhhh, don't tell. It's a secret :D
 
One time I stole one of those cheese graters from the Olive Garden. I miss it, as a minor token of my only slightly misspent youth. Everytime I eat at that place now, I try to figure out a way to steal another one, to win my mojo back. (There is no other valid reason to eat at an Olive Garden.)

I kind of like their breadsticks, dipped in alfredo sauce.. and Pampered Chef sells the exact same cheese grater, might be easier. :) Just sayin..
 
OK, this isn't exactly a secret, but no one here would know and most of my current friends don't know. Only those who were close friends 20+ years ago might remember it. But I do:
I actually drove my car into the back of a parked car. It was the only parked car on a very wide street...:eek:
 
One last secret: I have only ever had sex with one woman.

And I'm not sure I'd ever want to change that, but it's fun to fantasize.
 
When I went to California to visit Pervy, we went to a strip club. My first time ever. I wore a very low-cut dress and a remote control vibe which Pervy had the control to. :eek: :D (Yeah, that was fun!! LOL)

After we'd been there for a while, we went up to the tip rail and the stripper who came out pulled me up out of my seat, pulled my tits out of my dress and licked my nipples. :eek: Shocked me silly.

Rox :kiss:
 
Almost sounds too good but...

When I went to California to visit Pervy, we went to a strip club. My first time ever. I wore a very low-cut dress and a remote control vibe which Pervy had the control to. :eek: :D (Yeah, that was fun!! LOL)

After we'd been there for a while, we went up to the tip rail and the stripper who came out pulled me up out of my seat, pulled my tits out of my dress and licked my nipples. :eek: Shocked me silly.

Rox :kiss:

EVERY word of this is TRUE folks. Im no stranger to strip clubs myself but even I was almost as shocked as poor, shy newbie Roxy at Just how FAR that dancer took things with her out in the open, main room of the club!!! :devil:I was gripping her hand as the dancer licked her, cuz I knew she must have been nervous but, not suprisingly we both ended up getting a huge THRILL out of the entire evening at the club.:D The newness of it all for Roxy, made it all the more Hotttt for me. :devil::devil:
 
EVERY word of this is TRUE folks. Im no stranger to strip clubs myself but even I was almost as shocked as poor, shy Roxy at Just how FAR that dancer took things with out in the open, main room of the club!!! :devil:I was gripping her hand as the dancer licked her, cuz I knew she must have been nervous but, not suprisingly we both ended up getting a huge THRILL out of the entire evening at the club.:D The newness of it all for Roxy, made it all the more Hotttt for me. :devil::devil:

I used to work in a strip club.. not as a dancer, as a cocktail waitress but very few people anywhere know that. I used to be a nervous wreck to work every night.

I'm glad you had fun.. thanks for sharing your secrets with me!!
 
the first time I had sex, I was so paranoid about cumming in 2 minutes that I pulled out on 4 different occassions to focus on kissing or licking her. I still only lasted a little over 15 minutes, haha.
 
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