Secrets...

[NattyBumppo]

erm ...

this could be used in court, right?

not a fuggin' chance of me blabbing then!

I'll represent you over here if it comes to it.

 

[call_me_Melody]

erm ...

this could be used in court, right?

not a fuggin' chance of me blabbing then!

Your secrets are safe with me. I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on tv, nor do I sleep with any.

 

[NattyBumppo]

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on tv, nor do I sleep with any.

So much the better for you...

 

[border_humper]

I secretly wish I was a Sultan and could have a harem made up of all my favorite female Litsters.


I know this wrong.



Nothing raunchy; mostly lots of fanning--when I got hot--dancing, and entertainment.

 

[call_me_Melody]

I secretly wish I was a Sultan and could have a harem made up of all my favorite female Litsters.


I know this wrong.



Nothing raunchy; mostly lots of fanning--when I got hot--dancing, and entertainment.

Dream is totally fine with this, BTW, as long as everybody helps clean the palace

I would feed you grapes Border.
Dream too.
But I soooooo don't want to clean up the palace.

 

[border_humper]

I would feed you grapes Border.
Dream too.
But I soooooo don't want to clean up the palace.

That's ok. I would still consider your candidacy.

 

[NattyBumppo]

All right, fair is fair (although I'm not sure one of Melody's secrets meets her original criteria )

1. I once drank eight sixteen-ounce tumblers of rocket fuel (3/4 Everclear, 1/4 whiskey with lemonade for taste) and ran around campus playing ding-dong ditch at all the sororities;

2. An attorney filed a ridiculous, ludicrous beef with the State Bar against me (which was eventually dismissed out of hand by the State Bar) because he lost a court case against me and owed me my attorneys' fees, so I made copies of his lame-assed complaint and passed them out to fellow attorneys;

3. I made sure that another attorney, who held himself out like the paragon of virtue, with whom I once worked and who treated me like crap, got plenty of publicity for having been busted by the firm for downloading teen porn at work.

 

[Miles Long]

Now we're getting some confessions!

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

The only reason I had a threesome with them and went down on his wife was because I wanted to feel HIM inside me soooooooo bad.....

Shhhhh... don't tell her that I'm not turned on by being with women... then she might not invite me over again!

 

[Miles Long]

The only reason I had a threesome with them and went down on his wife was because I wanted to feel HIM inside me soooooooo bad.....

Shhhhh... don't tell her that I'm not turned on by being with women... then she might not invite me over again!

Now that is taking one for the team!

 

[Shadow_lab]

'My secret? It is that my favorite position isn't doggie style.'

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

I don't know if my wife and I still love each other enough to make it work.

 

[Raindear816]

I don't know if my wife and I still love each other enough to make it work.

Malcom, I can totally relate to this statement. Just how much is enough?

 

[Sylvia75]

My hubby doesn't know that I'm on here.

 

[Malcom_Kambell]

Malcom, I can totally relate to this statement. Just how much is enough?

That "enough" thing is impossible to quantify. We love each other a lot. But we are always fighting about stupid stuff. And I feel like she dislikes all the things I like, and she is always tearing me down about little things that I like. And I am always getting defensive and tearing her down when I feel tore down.

 

[kendra1980]

Before someone else points it out, I'd like to say there is already a dirty little secrets thread on this site.

and with that...I'll post a secret


I actually don't care, at this point in my life, if the prodigal comes around ever again or not.

He causes more pain than anything else, and who wants or needs that.

 

[call_me_Melody]

Before someone else points it out, I'd like to say there is already a dirty little secrets thread on this site.

and with that...I'll post a secret


I actually don't care, at this point in my life, if the prodigal comes around ever again or not.

He causes more pain than anything else, and who wants or needs that.

I figured there probably was one.. but...
another secret... I get frustrated by the search button. It makes me want to throw pissy little redheaded fits.

 

[Miles Long]

I have another secret, but I'm just not sure I can bring myself admit it to the world.

 

[Miles Long]

Ok you dragged it out of me...

Sometimes I squeeze my toothpaste tube in the middle instead of from the end.

There, I said it.

 

[fire_breeze]

Ok you dragged it out of me...

Sometimes I squeeze my toothpaste tube in the middle instead of from the end.

There, I said it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I figured there probably was one.. but...
another secret... I get frustrated by the search button. It makes me want to throw pissy little redheaded fits.

You and me both...it must be the crappies search algorythm to ever be written...Shit, just search thread titles for word matches would be an improvement!

OK, my secret is that I frequent lit...while at work!!!

 

[Macdaddy23]

Yeah I do

 

[shewantsmore]

I think we all have secrets of one kind or another

 

[Sylvia75]

...some more personal than others.

 

[NattyBumppo]

I figured there probably was one.. but...
another secret... I get frustrated by the search button. It makes me want to throw pissy little redheaded fits.

You too? It happens to me all the time. Kendra thinks it's me. I think it's the search button just as many times as it's operator error.