Cotedebeaune
Gentleman perv
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2001
- Posts
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Twice a week my wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have some good wine, superb food and intimate conversation. She goes Tuesday; I go Friday...........
We also sleep in seperate beds. Hers is in Birmingham, mine is in London........
We always hold hands - If I let go she shops......
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.....
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been lately!"
So I suggested the kitchen.........
She has an electric blender, an electric toaster, an electric breadmaker. She claimed there were so many gadgets that there was no place to sit. So I bought her an electric chair........
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because of water in the carburettor. I asked her where the car was; she told me "In the lake!".........
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days - then the mud fell off.........
The last fight was my fault. She asked what was on the TV and I replied "Dust!"
We also sleep in seperate beds. Hers is in Birmingham, mine is in London........
We always hold hands - If I let go she shops......
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.....
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been lately!"
So I suggested the kitchen.........
She has an electric blender, an electric toaster, an electric breadmaker. She claimed there were so many gadgets that there was no place to sit. So I bought her an electric chair........
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because of water in the carburettor. I asked her where the car was; she told me "In the lake!".........
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days - then the mud fell off.........
The last fight was my fault. She asked what was on the TV and I replied "Dust!"
