Secret Leftist Agenda, Revealed

[shereads]

Okay, now that we're busted we might as well spill it all.

Yes, we want to give your children implicit permission to have sex. Then we want to turn them against men. (Among male leftists, there's some dissent on the creation of a universal anti-male bias; that paragraph has been sent to a sub-committee for further study.)

We also hate Freedom.

That's about it so far. We don't have the conference room again until mid-October.

 

[Corylea]

Don't forget that we're in favor of terrorism, and we hate America.

Also, we want to take all your money and give it to the unworthy.

 

[amicus]

Oh, SheR, you can do much better than this pittance.

Tell us about being color blind, wherein all races are exactly the same, except some are dumber than others, ahm, that would be whites.

Tell us about indoctrinating the kids about global warming, saving the whales and the harp seals and the spotted owls and about how the world is overpopulated and make them fell guilty about wanting to have children and raise a two parent family.

Tell them at the earliest possible date that gay and lesbian lifestyles are just an alternative choice and that climbing up on an operating table, spreading your legs and inserting a surgical instrument into the uterus is a perfectly normal method of birth control and besides, it is only a blob of flesh.

Tell them also that single parent families are just fine, lie to them and tell them that children raised in those families turn out perfectly normal and go on to single parent lives themselves.

All of this, repeat, day after day, from age five until ten. C'mon, girl, fess up, at least stand behind your agenda.

Thank ya, ver much...(in my best Presley imitation)

Amicus...the elvis of the airways...

 

[shereads]

Don't forget that we're in favor of terrorism

I thought we agreed on the phrasing, "soft on terror."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

AMICUS

Hmmmm Global Whining.

 

[bwallard]

And we want everybody to get stoned.

 

[Corylea]

I thought we agreed on the phrasing, "soft on terror."

You thought we'd all remember and keep to an agreed-upon script? If we could do that, we'd have won the White House a lot more often.

 

[impressive]

I thought we agreed on the phrasing, "soft on terror."

Limp.

 

[Guest]

We have truly excellent and imaginative sex, to the mutual satisfaction of everyone involved.

(Liberal females are actually allowed to have orgasms.)

 

[amicus]

Yeah, JBJ, Global Whining, covers a multitude of liberal sins, don't it.

Nice touch.



Ami

 

[shereads]

Limp.

Limp on terror?

Interesting.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Tell them at the earliest possible date that gay and lesbian lifestyles are just an alternative choice

When the man is right, he's right. You guys did leave this out!

 

[impressive]

Limp on terror?

Interesting.

You prefer flaccid, mayhap?

 

[Corylea]

I live in Massachusetts; queerfolk can get married here. I went to a lesbian wedding shortly after the Court did its thing, and you should have heard the cheering when the minister pronounced them spouses! God, I love living in a place where gay people can get married.

 

[rgraham666]

Don't forget our foreign policy. We're going to grovel in front of everybody that hates America.

And give them nuclear weapons so the can destroy Israel.

We're cowards and anti-Semites after all.

 

[3113]

We have truly excellent and imaginative sex, to the mutual satisfaction of everyone involved.

(Liberal females are actually allowed to have orgasms.)

But only with other females as we're not in favor of men and we make everyone homosexual (it's a lifestyle choice, right?). And if we let any woman have a kid, we refuse to let them be a housewife and stay at home with the kids.

Hey, thems the rules. Oh, and while we're at it, have you had your latte today?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Limp on terror?

Interesting.

Not very.

 

[3113]

Don't forget our foreign policy. We're going to grovel in front of everybody that hates America.

Actually, only the French. We liberals are too enslaved to their food, wine and arrogant intellectualism to stand up to them.

 

[rgraham666]

That's why I'm planning on moving there, if I can ever afford it.

 

[Guest]

You prefer flaccid, mayhap?

Wouldn't that make GW tumescent on terror?



Gnome

(Who's not stalking Imp, even though it might look that way. Honest.)

 

[impressive]

Wouldn't that make GW tumescent on terror?



Gnome

(Who's not stalking Imp, even though it might look that way. Honest.)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Tumescent should never be associated with GWB. Ever. Gawd. Now I need to go bleach my brain.

 

[Guest]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Tumescent should never be associated with GWB. Ever. Gawd. Now I need to go bleach my brain.

No! Don't do it! I withdraw my question (while maintaining that it points out why leftists must not be flaccid on terror.)

 

[Corylea]

Actually, only the French. We liberals are too enslaved to their food, wine and arrogant intellectualism to stand up to them.

Oh, good one!

 

[shereads]

We're cowards and anti-Semites after all.

Except for the Liberal Media, which is run by New York Jews. Hence our inner conflict.

 

[shereads]

Next on the liberal agenda: promote pornography to hasten the decay of family values.

That'll be fun.