Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Bry1313]

And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: Female.

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and Female.

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@default24 you've got a crush out there, and it’s a good one, you lucky, lucky dog.

@deefalttwunnyfor maybe?

Ughhh you guys found my catfish account

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Would they confuse each other if they hooked up? The romantic version of the Spiderman meme?

I’ll have to send this to ccg for the confessions thread but I used to semi-frequently have self-care sessions in front of a mirror.

 

[Wriggle]

@default24 you've got a crush out there, and it’s a good one, you lucky, lucky dog.

Wasn't he part of the spit roast crew, too?

Jammy bugger.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: F*****

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and F*****

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.

Oh geez. You fucked up now. You mentioned the f word twice. Get ready for the onslaught.

Don't worry. There's boobs and butts later. Plus a legendary status.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: Female.

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and Female.

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.

Point of clarification…does no poop stuff (fully support this ban) mean no anal?

Asking for everyone

 

[Taegul]

And finally, we have a lovely lady tossing her scarf into the ring. This one’s a good one and since she doesn’t want a poop friend, I guess I can’t say I have the perfect polycule for her, but this one’s a catch


What is your gender: Female.

What gender(s) do you seek: Male and Female.

What are your interests: Golfing.

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

How big are your boobs: Just right.

If you were an animal, what would you be: A sexy one.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush: Multiple times a day everyday.

When are you free to chat with your crush: See above.

Do you send or expect nudes: Yes.

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: Yes.

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: No poop stuff.

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend: Yes.

Isn't poop just upside-down boob?

poop
boob

Looks mirrored to me...

 

[DannieB]

Isn't poop just upside-down boob?

poop
boob

Looks mirrored to me...

Nobody wants a poopy booby!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Nobody wants a poopy booby!

Or a booby poop?

 

[Taegul]

Nobody wants a poopy booby!

You must be new to Lit...

 

[DannieB]

Or a booby poop?

But what is a booby poop

 

[Taegul]

But what is a booby poop

R.I.P. your inbox.

 

[DannieB]

You must be new to Lit...

No no! Just know nobody likes poopy!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

But what is a booby poop

Poop that looks like a booby

 

[DannieB]

Poop that looks like a booby

No!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No no! Just know nobody likes poopy!

Your innocence is adorable. And I’m a babe in the woods.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No!!

You asked!

 

[DannieB]

Your innocence is adorable. And I’m a babe in the woods.

I never knew you liked the poop! Everybody has their thing though

 

[LadyLascivious1]

What are your non-negotiables: No poop talk please.

poop
boob

poopy booby!

Or a booby poop?

I have identified a few people most definitely not ideal candidates.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I never knew you liked the poop! Everybody has their thing though

Wait…no…I didn’t…oh never mind

 

[DannieB]

You asked!

So, this is a thing?! I don’t judge, but I’m glad you take it to the woods

 

[Noor]

How’s the matchmaking going? Any happy matches?

 

[DannieB]

How’s the matchmaking going? Any happy matches?

Do you like poop? Or are you a catfish?

Because it depends.

 

[Noor]

Do you like poop? Or are you a catfish?

Because it depends.

Unfortunately neither. I did like chocolate and silly men, but currently off those.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do you like poop? Or are you a catfish?

Because it depends.

I enjoy being able to poop regularly... is that a deal breaker Dannie????