Secret alien brothel

[loquere]

There is a secret alien brothel for the super wealthy.

 

[galpuss]

Where?

 

[sirhugs]

I bet it wouldn't remain secret for long.

 

[loquere]

Where?

White House

 

[ericrodman101]

White House

In the bunker.

 

[loquere]

In the bunker.

Exactly

 

[galpuss]

White House

So Melania is really a Reptilian hooker then?

 

[loquere]

So Melania is really a Reptilian hooker then?

That image in my mind is kinda hot.

 

[loquere]

I think a base in Nevada or Arizona would be the best location, and the customers would be the super wealthy. The money would be used to finance secret space force missions.

 

[subliminalmassage]

I think a base in Nevada or Arizona would be the best location, and the customers would be the super wealthy. The money would be used to finance secret space force missions.

It has all different kinds of aliens who've crash landed, been captured or (as we controversially learn later) bought as sex slaves by the US government. They're kept in Area 69, Roswilly, New Mexicunt.

A young USAF pilot and a buxom NASA researcher are both sequestered at the base. One of the perks of working at the top secret facility is you get a 'free sample' of the goods. To their horror and dismay the pair discover they alone can communicate telepathically with the aliens.

Each independently learns a secret:
1.) the USAF pilot learns the cosmic zoo-bordello does not represent mankind's sexual conquest of space. It is a fifth column. The intergalactic mating season is about to begin. In one week's time, the inmates will begin breeding at an exponential rate. The earth will be overrun in days - unless he can exhaust the fuckbeasts with his statistically larger than average cock, that is.
2.) Once aliens find true love, they lose their sexual drive completely, instead becoming utterly content. Love has a memetic effect on alien life. If just one alien falls for her...

Can the earth be saved? And if so, what will be the medium of our salvation - the big hard cock of man, or a woman's fragile heart?

 

[galpuss]

That image in my mind is kinda hot.

Yea I kinda thought so too after I thought about it.

 

[sirhugs]

You lost me- nothing sexy about the plastic princess in my mind, and anybody that would let Herr Trump touch them would need steam cleaning.

 

[loquere]

I generally agree, & I wouldn't write about her. Was just commenting about the idea on its own.

You lost me- nothing sexy about the plastic princess in my mind, and anybody that would let Herr Trump touch them would need steam cleaning.

 

[Cfnmlover84]

This just reminded me of one of my favorite softcore pornos Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Ecstasy. Aliens disguised as hot women seduce and hypnotize men then fuck them.

https://xhamster.com/videos/alien-ecstasy-11451569