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[matzebadass]

I have no opening left unexplored....
I have been told by just about every guy how tight that I am... Great, the only problem is..... they sometimes use that as an excuse for why they cum so quickly
But as long as they can get it up for another round or two, I will forgive them.
Tam

that's great. by reading your post i just had to think of how it would be in your tiny asshole.
you say men use it as an excuse but isn't it great to get the hot load up your ass faster because you're so tight there? and i'm pretty sure i could give you a second round after you have blown it up again...

 

[Glyndwr]

Hi Tam

How's things on your side of the pond?

 

[dirtybusiness]

You really love the camera, don't you?

Well, even if you don't - it loves you!

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful legs. It would be no small injustice to hide them.

 

[tulsatwisters]

A Big Hello To All

Hope everyone's week is going well....
Thought a bit of fun may speed the week along.
Tam


The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life


1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

6. The banker because he says,” If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

 

[AaronTraugott]

haha, i'm not a hunter, but i will shoot twice.

 

[tulsatwisters]

haha, i'm not a hunter, but i will shoot twice.

Oh my,
a good hunter is hard to find or it that
a hard hunter is good to find.
Tam

 

[AaronTraugott]

you just need to know where to look

 

[tulsatwisters]

Hi Tam

How's things on your side of the pond?

Going well,
Had a friend from the UK visit a couple of weeks ago. Doing what I can to keep the global communication going
Tam

 

[pktaker]

Cowgirls

where's those cowgirls been hiding.....this cowboy will ride'em both.....

 

[tulsatwisters]

Oh my

It's Sunday again..... Let's start over with tomorrow being Friday..
Tam

 

[purfecthost]

It's Sunday again..... Let's start over with tomorrow being Friday..
Tam

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
beautiful

 

[buck4944]

It's Sunday again..... Let's start over with tomorrow being Friday..
Tam

very nice

 

[matzebadass]

you have some great tits.

i love your body...

 

[tommy1797]

I could be the boy toy

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[pktaker]

Tam you're just so sexy and alluring.....ok and totally fucking hottt.....

 

[tulsatwisters]

Another Day to Play

Thought I might put in some thoughts that seem to fit some guys that I know. No names, you all know who you are
Everyone take it easy and don't work too hard this week. Got to save up your energy for play time this weekend.
Tam



O: Why do men become smarter during sex?

A: Because they are plugged into a genius.



Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't have time.



Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They won't stop for directions.



Q: Why did God put men on earth?

A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.



Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.



Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.



Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?

A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.



Q: Why do men masturbate?

A: It's sex with someone they love.



Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.



Q: Why did God make men before women?

A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.



Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.



Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?

A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.



Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

A: What men know about women.



Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. Men will screw anything.



Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.



Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A: A half hour of begging.



Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?

A: He's breathing



Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?

A: Government bonds mature.



Q: How do you save a man from drowning?

A: Take your foot off of his head.



Q: What do men and beer bottle have in common?

A: They are both empty from the head up.



Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?

A: Who cares?



Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A: We don't know. It's never happened.



Q: How are men and parking spots alike?

A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.



Q: What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?

A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

 

[mrno]

Thought I might put in some thoughts that seem to fit some guys that I know. No names, you all know who you are
Everyone take it easy and don't work too hard this week. Got to save up your energy for play time this weekend.
Tam

[snip]

I don't get it

 

[tulsatwisters]

[snip]

I don't get it

Oh now, now, now... it's funny... and to be funny... there has to be a grain of truth in it
Tam