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ElijaRDC

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No, I'm not talking about Navy SEALs, Seal the singer, or even seals like on Ziploc bags.

What I mean is, I want to stick my arms out in front of me, lock my elbows, and slap my hands against your face whilst I make my approximation of seal barking noises. I will not be naked.

Any takers?

EDIT: You must pretend to be Scott Stapp, former lead singer of the band Creed. This is not optional.

UGHHHHH, serious replies only, douchecanoes!
 
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ElijaRDC said:
No, I'm not talking about Navy SEALs, Seal the singer, or even seals like on Ziploc bags.

What I mean is, I want to stick my arms out in front of me, lock my elbows, and slap my hands against your face whilst I make my approximation of seal barking noises. I will not be naked.

Any takers?
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What's wonderful about the sheer numbers on here is that there will be one person who will see your post and immediately think, 'At last!'

You have settled on a niche market, but one day I am sure your sexy seal bull will come. May the fish be plentiful, the local orcas docile, and your pups obedient.

And then you had to add that little edit, didn't you, and suddenly, silently, a lonely heart was broken on an Antarctic ice-shelf.
 
DesEsseintes said:
What's wonderful about the sheer numbers on here is that there will be one person who will see your post and immediately think, 'At last!'

You have settled on a niche market, but one day I am sure your sexy seal bull will come. May the fish be plentiful, the local orcas docile, and your pups obedient.

And then you had to add that little edit, didn't you, and suddenly, silently, a lonely heart was broken on an Antarctic ice-shelf.
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There is nothing "settling" about following my dreams.
 
ElijaRDC said:
No, I'm not talking about Navy SEALs, Seal the singer, or even seals like on Ziploc bags.

What I mean is, I want to stick my arms out in front of me, lock my elbows, and slap my hands against your face whilst I make my approximation of seal barking noises. I will not be naked.

Any takers?

EDIT: You must pretend to be Scott Stapp, former lead singer of the band Creed. This is not optional.

UGHHHHH, serious replies only, douchecanoes!
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Sounds like fun.. go right ahead... and my hair is his color and length right now so that's easy.
 
ElijaRDC said:
I WOULD say, "Peen pic or GTFO. Life isn't fair."

BUT I have no interest in someone dumb enough to expect anything to be fair.
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Well ok then. I'll be going. Good luck on finding someone willing to be treated how you want them treated.
 
I'm sure you are. I just like general craziness, as fantasies go it's a first for me.
 
I'll play, but only if I can role play as Seal. Nothing hotter than Seal fucking a seal.
 
Also, I am going to yell, "Oh, the huge manatee!" When I cum. You've been warned.
 
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