Seagulls.

[bigmane]

Not a very friendly bird, you know.

The bad weather has brought them inland.

I just went out.

"Oy! Hey you, get off my roof!"

I thought they were grey! Honestly
being brought up in Liverpool.

I'm so shocked to see them divebombing people for fish and chips.

White seagulls? I thought they were all grey and wouldn't come near you!

 

[Bert Notorius]

rats with wings.

 

[Liar]

Gulls be dicks.

 

[Hypoxia]

Donovan Leitch wrote too many songs praising seagulls, proving either 1) his insanity, 2) his fans' stupidity, 3) his clever exploitation of his fans' stupidity, 2) alien mind control, or 1) poetry too sublime to be comprehended. Or maybe too much rye whiskey.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/5e/8e/d85e8e9c72651f00817093dc933e1702--postcards.jpg

PS: Cheap San Francisco eateries many decades ago featured Chicken Of The Sea and Chicken Chow Mein on their menus. Tuck in!

 

[Hypoxia]

...oops...