Screwing on the job

[TN_Vixen]

So, I'm thinking I can start a new generation of productive workers by having mandatory fucking on the job. Kinda like the siesta notion.. for 20-30 mins. per day you must participate in some sort of sexual activity, wash your hands and go back to work!

hehe


Now, the clincher is that you can only choose from your fellow coworkers. Who would you choose and why?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Expertise, he has a fabulous ass. What? He doesn't work with me? Well crap.

*goes off and pouts*

Mandatory fucking, what a marvelous idea. Who supplies the birth control?

 

[TN_Vixen]

company paid, of course.. kinda like an expense account, you'll get reimbursed. Sexual toys are allowed as a write off!

 

[AJPLAY]

Looking for a new job

Damn on two parts.

First do I really have to wash my hands after??? Kinda keeps me going for the rest of the day, know what I mean?

Second, mainly work with men, although with so few women around they would be happy for at least 8hrs a day.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Great idea.....

Been trying to impelement this for years. Too many from which to choose. Lots.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Condoms and vibrators supplied alongside new pencils.
This could work... I don't have any co-workers right now, but I imagine over time you'd be willing to give them all a try, right?

 

[Juliangel]

Now, the clincher is that you can only choose from your fellow coworkers. Who would you choose and why?

Well I am a stay home mom and it's a one woman job so I guess I pick ME!! Oh wait I already do that nothing new there, why do you think I keep encouraging Expertise and Nitelight to come see me.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Julia,Mustang can I be of assistance? http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/scorchio/sgrin.gif

 

[Expertise]

I have actualy thought about this. Twisted you betcha'

I always imagined some kind of bell or klaxon going off to signal the begining of it and the ensuing mad rush.

Unfortunately in our office nobody has a particularly high fuckability quotient. There is little to know worry about me dipping my pen in company ink.

Woe is me.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Exp

yeah me too. There's no one here I can see myself getting on my knees for either.. however I do come in contact with a couple of nice looking reps every once in a while and can imagine having sex in a seedy motel with them during lunch .. hehe

 

[Juliangel]

Re: I have actualy thought about this. Twisted you betcha'

I always imagined some kind of bell or klaxon going off to signal the begining of it and the ensuing mad rush.

http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/net3/outtahere.gif
Me thinks they would all be after you sweetie!

Unfortunately in our office nobody has a particularly high fuckability quotient. There is little to know worry about me dipping my pen in company ink.

http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/net6/jump2.gif Sweetie that's what you have me for.

 

[Expertise]

I'm a sucker for the drawl

I just saw your picture about an hour ago and I am imagining the same thing. Wow brains and beauty.

Damn these impure thoughts! Damn them to hell.

We actually buy a fair amount of software from a company in Memphis. God how I love listening to some of their reps.

They're talking databases and internet protocols and i'm thinking that she could be talking about the dullest thing in the world and I would listen all day.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: I'm a sucker for the drawl

I just saw your picture about an hour ago and I am imagining the same thing. Wow brains and beauty.

What picture did you see?? http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/dvv/sconf.gif

 

[CreamyLady]

Sorry. I'd have to quit.

 

[wolfie69]

TN.... I am driving the truck by myself these days and so far have not seen anyone from my company I would be with...lol

I do come through TN a lot though *wink* *wink*

 

[Guest]

Whoa! Hold on!

 

[Skibum]

I can't think of a quicker way to get fired than to have a little on the job nookie. I used to be a janitor in an office, and one night I walked in on a couple going at it on a desk. I wasn't going to say anything, but my boss was with me. He turned them in, and they were both fired. I think it caused two divorces as well.

 

[ManOSafety]

Think, think, think...

There aren't really any choices of co-workers at my job. But, since I'm a teacher and have some students over 18, could that count???

Now, back when I worked in the corporate world, there were a couple of girls that I would have loved to have the opportunity to fuck during a work break...mmmm, reminds me of fantasies in my office....

Now, to find that picture

 

[TigerClaw]

.

 

[miles]

I'll work OT

Will you train me?

 

[Expertise]

No cause for alarm Juliangel

Sorry to confuse you ma'am. I was talking about TN Vixen's pic.

Unfortunately I haven't been graced with one of yours.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: No cause for alarm Juliangel

Sorry to confuse you ma'am. I was talking about TN Vixen's pic.

Unfortunately I haven't been graced with one of yours.

Did you see my pic on April's thread for you?

Seriously, email me I will send you the picture of my feet that started so much yesterday, just tell me where to send it.

 

[husband's nightmare]

work and sex two jobs are better than one

Not to be the wet blanket, but management would have to kick in at some point and ruin it.

1) Are you written up if you're no good?
2) Can you be terminated for not cumming in on time
3) What if you're late? (groan, even I know that was bad!)
4) Will we be forced to wear eye gear or back belts? (I guess that depends on the imagination your partner has)
5) Who would ever take vacation days?
6) Who's gonna pay for all that overtime?!!!
7) Can somebody get me a job for the San Diego cheerleaders?

 

[roosterboy]

TN_Vixen

Damn, what a concept. I don't think I can really even comprehend the situation. Can I just lick your feet (and other parts) on principle alone?

Rooster-

 

[Guest]

When does this take into affect? Cause I'm ready to start! (you slut, You!!)