Screwing off at work

Hey you two!

Whoa there! First, it's monday. That's a THURSDAY wish.

Second, The women will be WAY overdressed :D

Third, you through the yin-yang balance way off with ffm instead of ffmm. *HINT* :)

Fourth, you want an inflatable pool but no blindfolds??????

:)
 
RomanHans said:
I tried wishing for that, but got two pools of body oil and an inflatable woman. Damn that genie for being hard of hearing.

Roman


ROFLMAO! But how was she dressed?
 
Re: Hey you two!

n-erasmus said:
Whoa there! First, it's monday. That's a THURSDAY wish.

Second, The women will be WAY overdressed :D

Third, you through the yin-yang balance way off with ffm instead of ffmm. *HINT* :)

Fourth, you want an inflatable pool but no blindfolds??????

:)

I'll take two cops with handcuffs!! Mmmmmmm................
 
psyche said:
ROFLMAO! But how was she dressed?

Couldn't tell. The room was pitch black. I slipped in one of the pools of oil, hit my head, and woke up in this insane asylum.

Oops, I forgot that the doctors told me never to write about that.

Roman
 
RomanHans said:
I tried wishing for that, but got two pools of body oil and an inflatable woman. Damn that genie for being hard of hearing.

Roman

ROFLMFAO
 
Well ...

Now psyche, how could you go for handcuffs now that you have experienced silk thread and sore thumb mementoes?? I feel hurt. After our climactic encounter ...

I still like a blindfold and high heels only as an outfit. Hmmmmmm.

Yeah -- I sent the inflatable woman back. SHe keeps turning up tho. :)
 
Re: Hey you two!

n-erasmus said:
Whoa there! First, it's monday. That's a THURSDAY wish.

Second, The women will be WAY overdressed :D

Third, you through the yin-yang balance way off with ffm instead of ffmm. *HINT* :)

Fourth, you want an inflatable pool but no blindfolds??????

:)

First, it's my fantasy and I'll have it any day I want.

Second, like they are going to be dressed that way for long :D

Third, still my fantasy

Fourth, Of course no blindfolds, I want to see everything.....

(LOL).

:D ;) :D :devil:
 
RomanHans said:
Couldn't tell. The room was pitch black. I slipped in one of the pools of oil, hit my head, and woke up in this insane asylum.

Oops, I forgot that the doctors told me never to write about that.

Roman

LMAO! Are you sure you didn't dream all of this?
 
Re: Well ...

n-erasmus said:
Now psyche, how could you go for handcuffs now that you have experienced silk thread and sore thumb mementoes?? I feel hurt. After our climactic encounter ...

I still like a blindfold and high heels only as an outfit. Hmmmmmm.

Yeah -- I sent the inflatable woman back. SHe keeps turning up tho. :)

Somehow I can't picture cops tying my thumbs together with silk thread!
 
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psyche said:
Somehow I can't picture cops tying my thumbs together with silk thread!

OK, where did I put that uniform......
 
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mfs686 said:
OK, where did I put that uniform......

LOL! Let me help look for it! How's your day going? I am out of classes and just have my office hours, I should be productive but I am usually ready to relax after the two back to back classes!
 
Oh yes

Yeah 686 -- now you are starting to jive along. Hmmm. Here, try this large diameter thread -- works well and is easier to handle. Be sure to wrap her thumbs well above the joint and don't leave it on more than 48 hours. :D She likes it, btw. I didn't use a flogger but here, try this one. Just don't get too carried away -- try 6 nice firm strokes and then stop for a little while.

:D

This could be fun!

(oh yeah -- since she is blindfolded and you are chasing her around the room beating on her lovely ass with a flogger, you can tell her you are a cop and she will never know the difference. Heh heh.

:D
 
Re: Oh yes

n-erasmus said:
Yeah 686 -- now you are starting to jive along. Hmmm. Here, try this large diameter thread -- works well and is easier to handle. Be sure to wrap her thumbs well above the joint and don't leave it on more than 48 hours. :D She likes it, btw. I didn't use a flogger but here, try this one. Just don't get too carried away -- try 6 nice firm strokes and then stop for a little while.

:D

This could be fun!

(oh yeah -- since she is blindfolded and you are chasing her around the room beating on her lovely ass with a flogger, you can tell her you are a cop and she will never know the difference. Heh heh.

:D

But I found the uniform and I got the handcuffs........
 
Re: Oh yes

n-erasmus said:
Yeah 686 -- now you are starting to jive along. Hmmm. Here, try this large diameter thread -- works well and is easier to handle. Be sure to wrap her thumbs well above the joint and don't leave it on more than 48 hours. :D She likes it, btw. I didn't use a flogger but here, try this one. Just don't get too carried away -- try 6 nice firm strokes and then stop for a little while.

:D

This could be fun!

(oh yeah -- since she is blindfolded and you are chasing her around the room beating on her lovely ass with a flogger, you can tell her you are a cop and she will never know the difference. Heh heh.

:D

*trying to picture all of this!* If I like it so much why am I running? lol! I'm not really known for playing hard to get!
 
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mfs686 said:
But I found the uniform and I got the handcuffs........

Now you're talking, and I am very responsive to visual stimuli!
 
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psyche said:
Now you're talking, and I am very responsive to visual stimuli!

I wish I had found that uniform earlier......There is nothing I would like more than to handcuff you to the bed and have my way with you but unfortunately I have to go now......

Sorry, but hold that thought for another time.:D
 
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mfs686 said:
I wish I had found that uniform earlier......There is nothing I would like more than to handcuff you to the bed and have my way with you but unfortunately I have to go now......

Sorry, but hold that thought for another time.:D

That's ok.............another time! Have a good evening, I can't leave until 5:30.......
 
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psyche said:
That's ok.............another time! Have a good evening, I can't leave until 5:30.......

Question.....

How did we get from my fantasy to yours anyway ????
 
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mfs686 said:
Question.....

How did we get from my fantasy to yours anyway ????

Just call me smooth and sneaky.............LOL! :kiss:
 
Well -- visual huh??

I thought males were almost exclusively visual. Which is why women don't like porno flicks, but do like written material.

Oh well! Guess I could squeeze into a g-string with a badge on its strap. Would that qualify??

Heh heh. Have a good night 686. Let's see psyche -- over an hour to kill. Hmmmm. Any ideas??
 
Re: Well -- visual huh??

n-erasmus said:
I thought males were almost exclusively visual. Which is why women don't like porno flicks, but do like written material.

Oh well! Guess I could squeeze into a g-string with a badge on its strap. Would that qualify??

Heh heh. Have a good night 686. Let's see psyche -- over an hour to kill. Hmmmm. Any ideas??

Actually 7 min. right now - but who's counting! And yes, I have heard that and I do like to read stories, but I am also visual and like to look at nude males.........as far as porn flicks go - I would much rather do than watch........
 
*SEVEN* minutes!

Well, maybe once upon a time that would have been plenty but this old man has slowed down considerably I fear. And this "work" business keeps interfering with life! Ha. So now I must say farewell and get back to it. Too much to do before I get to leave.

Would rather play, but oh well. Have a nice trip home. :D

Tomorrow.
 
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psyche said:
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And yes, I have heard that and I do like to read stories, but I am also visual and like to look at nude males.........as far as porn flicks go - I would much rather do than watch........

I'd rather do than watch as well, but who wouldn't?? Also, I tend to get at least as stimulated by reading stories as by pics and movies--but stories are mainly a tool to help me visualize different scenarios. The one involving you with handcuffs is certainly 'stimulating' :)

Hope everyone else has at least a few minutes to screw off at work today (even if you don't have time or opportunity to screw at work)...

Roman
 
Greeting !

Hi ya'all. Another busy day in (paradise?? nah) this place. Disjointed semi-purposful activity of dubious value. Keeps me away.

I hope everyone else is having dome sort of epiphany, a vision of something that changes your lives and brings you continuous (virtual) orgasms! Be sure to send me a map of how to get there. :D
 
Re: Greeting !

n-erasmus said:
Hi ya'all. Another busy day in (paradise?? nah) this place. Disjointed semi-purposful activity of dubious value. Keeps me away.

I hope everyone else is having dome sort of epiphany, a vision of something that changes your lives and brings you continuous (virtual) orgasms! Be sure to send me a map of how to get there. :D

I think something is wrong with my map becuase it sure isn't leading me there.......:(
 
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