screen names

[Nora]

I dunno, but I hope to hell whomever registered the nick "Pogostick" tonight sticks around. That is a FANTASTIC nick!

 

[Guest]

my original sn was gonna be HotMeat

 

[HeavyStick]

I dunno, but I hope to hell whomever registered the nick "Pogostick" tonight sticks around. That is a FANTASTIC nick!

You unfaithful bitch. I got dibs on you for the next 2 hours.

 

[Nora]

my original sn was gonna be HotMeat

Uh...glad you decided against it, DeSade.

Hey SlipperyKitten! I LOVE History of the World!!

 

[Nora]

You unfaithful bitch. I got dibs on you for the next 2 hours.

Ok, but you'd better tip better this time!

 

[HeavyStick]

Ok, but you'd better tip better this time!

Only if you call and cuddle.

Can Freya join? She likes stuff up her ass.

 

[Guest]

Nora, I want you to sit on my face. You and a few others, its gonna be crowded

 

[Nora]

Only if you call and cuddle.

Can Freya join? She likes stuff up her ass.

Freya's more than welcome, but you gotta shoulder the long distance charges.

And this time you get to hold her down while *I* spank her and call her a bad slut.

cuddling's for sissies

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Attila the Honey

 

[Nora]

Nora, I want you to sit on my face. You and a few others, its gonna be crowded

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!


Hope you got a big face, hon.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Did we ever determine which gender we're working on, here?

cuntal region

 

[Nora]

For a guy:

Floppy Disk
NeedleNose/PencilDick
Godot
Human Radio


For a chick:

Calculatrix (get it? feminine of calculator? Oh, nevermind. *I* thought it was funny. *grumbles*)
Mrs Calabash
Sapphire Bullets (for the TMBG fans among us)



My hubby's contribution to the convo:

JuicyButtflap

 

[HeavyStick]

3MinuteStand
INeedAPenisEnlarger

CaveCunt
SkankasaurousRex

 

[Nora]

omg! I'm rolling over "Skankasaurus Rex" hahahhahah!

 

[Guest]

SuperCrack
MammothCrevice
stinkupuss

 

[JadeEyes]

Oh GAWD, you had to ask, didn't you?

I really DID.....I have to know!

 

[JadeEyes]

*sings* on top of spaghettttttttiiiiii, all covered with cheeeeese....

Actually Meatball was a scottish terrier.


Hey, I was two. I had no part in the naming process.

LOL....now I have that song in my head. Please someone....get it out!

 

[Shaq]

Lapsquatch

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Beeflog

Also, Private Vasquez is a good one.

 

[Ham Murabi]

cunnilinguini (Pastapope)

 

[Guest]

cunnilinguini (Pastapope)

LMAO!!!
Beefcurtains
Pink Taco

 

[Shadowann2]

Well, we got him logged in and let's just say that he went with the name of a personal lubricant!

Thank you all for your wonderful and creative suggestions! You guys are a load of laughs! I'm just glad that you went with the names you have and not the ones you suggested!

 

[Nora]

What? I think I'd be a *fantastic* Calculatrix!

 

[HeavyStick]

What? I think I'd be a *fantastic* Calculatrix!

you should go with



meatpocket

 

[Shadowann2]

What? I think I'd be a *fantastic* Calculatrix!

I agree but Nora is easier to say and spell!