Scott Norwood (name changed to protect the guilty)

[Guest]

So...

You want to be Layla (Christina) or Wendy (Rosanna)?

 

[Guest]

Are those my only choices?
One media release per man?

 

[Guest]

Sorry Smilla, no novel heroines please, one film reference per thred/man. Thank you.

But, you can cite Anjelica, in keeping with the theme, though now it becomes incestuous.

 

[Guest]

OOur time together will take the trajectory of my career?

Canadian 2 boot, eh?

 

[Guest]

Tell that lowlife rapscallion to cease and desist his nights of karoake frivolity!

 

[Guest]

Can I use your bathroom?

 

[BustyTheClown]

Uh huh... <walks away scratching head>

 

[Guest]

is this stick? A stick shifter?

I can't drive this, why?

Cause I'm use to luxury cars, cadillac, you know Cad-E-Lak? Cars that shift for me.

 

[Guest]

You're fired.

 

[Guest]

Billy is the most handsome, wonderful husband a girl could ever have.

 

[Guest]

My Billy?

 

[Guest]

I'm pregnant.

 

[Guest]

Billy?

You used to stare at me.

 

[Guest]

.......

 

[Guest]

Can i get in the tub with you?

 

[Guest]

No.



No, but don't look. Don't look at me.

 

[Guest]

Cut.

Thats a wrap!

 

[Guest]

Buffalo '66