Scientific Horniness Survey

[miles]

The general consensus among us is that our sex lives suck (no pun).

Rate your horniness using the following scale:

0 - Just had my brains fucked out

1 - Very satisfied

2 - Satisfied, but I wouldn't mind some right now

3 - I'm horny

4 - I'm fucking horny as hell and getting pissed off

5 - I'd fuck a snake if I could hold it still

 

[ManOSafety]

2.5 Semi-satisfied, wouldn't mind some, but climbing up the scale

 

[R Nitelight]

Somebody lend me a snake!!!!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

As much as I hate to admit it I must go with Nitelight on this one!!

 

[Silverlily]

Um, how about a 3 (but my husband will be home in about twenty minutes )


MOS - semi??

 

[miles]

forgot my $.02

5 - with heavy gravity

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Thanks to one very modest man, I'm at a 5.5 right about now...

 

[Juliangel]

Nitelight you got a snake I can show you where to put it

I am a 3.5 right now, had great sex Wednesday but I know that I will be hitting 4 and then 5 in a few days.

 

[ManOSafety]

KE - Yes, semi - I was satisfied until, well, you know...

Wow Countess, off the charts huh?? mmmm-mmmmm

 

[R Nitelight]

Juliangel

It's a date.

 

[Triatic]

Probably about a 1 just now, but it tends to rise rapidly...err...no pun intended. Honest.

 

[Ticklish Girl]

I'm at 5 and still rising. It's always like this on nights when my favorite cyber partner isn't around.

 

[Earthmuffin]

5 definitely 5

 

[Triatic]

My word, it's a horny lot in here...

 

[Bushido71XS]

5, and on the Express elevator going up.

 

[DriveSouth]

A three here - but the night is young.

 

[ranajja]

3


soon to be 000....

 

[Patryn]

5. I just so happen to have a boyfriend who's a herpetologist.

No, seriously, 2.

 

[fgarvb1]

i thought it was a bone until i was twenty.

i am right off the scale..i think my wife's pilot light went out.!!!

 

[El Toro]

O

About an hour ago, ain't life great?

 

[Sammyjo]

Oh, that would be a 5 for me...haven't had a partner since June...and I think it's been near to 3 weeks since I've ummm...satisfied myself...make that a 10, not a 5.

 

[Thumper]

a long long time ago....

in a galaxy far far away....I had sex...

Horny...nahhhhh

Ready to hibernate I think! LOL

 

[Sav]

3,

Not getting any latly. Not the wifes fault as she's been sick. Might just go to the smut shop tonight and rent me some !

 

[Xander]

between 4-5 and climbing

 

[Closet Desire]

Guess I'm lucky...

Always 0...24-7-365...ain't life grand?