Scenario #4

[Dillinger]

You're out for a ride on your hog when a golf ball slams into your helmet and knocks you off your bike right in front of an abandoned mine shaft.

As you come to your senses and start to pull yourself together and look around you see Keith Richards, Courtney Love and Rodney Dangerfield climbing out of the mine shaft. Keith is smoking the biggest doobie you've ever seen. Courtney is carrying the largest tampon you've ever seen. Rodney is wearing nothing but a black lace push up bra and panties.

It is at this point that you understand for the first time why it is you were born, realize what you were put on this planet to accomplish.

Tell us what that is?

 

[naudiz]

To kill Courtney Love, using Rodney Dangerfield as a weapon. Then I'm stealing that doobie.

 

[Siren]

 

[MNGuy]

I smoke the doobie, tell Rodney I have no respect for myself, then fuck Courtney.

 

[Guest]

To spend all day at internet porn sites.

 

[red_rose]

Save the children?

 

[Soblue]

Push Courtney back down the mineshaft.

Then get stoned with Keith and Rodney. I bet that would be a barrel of laughs.

 

[naudiz]

Save the children?

Collect the whole set!

 

[cybergirly]

At that moment I was put on earth for one reason, and one reason only.

To SEE Keith Richards, Courtney Love and Rodney Dangerfield climbing out of the mine shaft. Keith is smoking the biggest doobie you've ever seen. Courtney is carrying the largest tampon you've ever seen. Rodney is wearing nothing but a black lace push up bra and panties.

 

[red_rose]

Collect the whole set!

 

[Dillinger]

At that moment I was put on earth for one reason, and one reason only.

To SEE Keith Richards, Courtney Love and Rodney Dangerfield climbing out of the mine shaft. Keith is smoking the biggest doobie you've ever seen. Courtney is carrying the largest tampon you've ever seen. Rodney is wearing nothing but a black lace push up bra and panties.

Very in the moment of you, girly! I see you read Scenario #3... *lol*

 

[cybergirly]

Very in the moment of you, girly! I see you read Scenario #3... *lol*

guilty I am.

 

[Ezarc]

My reason for life is to laugh myself to death?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Star of Penumbra]

To gouge out my eyes with my thumbs after seeing Rodney Dangerfield in women's black lingerie.

 

[Dillinger]

Hell - just thinking about it actually makes me ill.