Scars or bruises

[Macdaddy23]

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

Does anyone have a scar or bruise that looks like you were having sex or in a fight?
Personally that doesn't turn me on I just find it funny as I have a short scar on my arm that looks like it was cut in a knife fight when in truth a cats claw scratched my arm. A few bruises that I remember that really looked like I was in a fight was when I fell on some stairs.

Now what about the rest of you?

 

[JudasIscariot]

I have two small scars on my face that you have to be really close to see

Two on the knuckles of my left hand

One on my right forearm

My right knee

Underneath my right armpit too

 

[Offler]

Chunk out my forehead from a piece of timber from when I was a bouncer, knife wound around the base of my left nipple from same job, 2" scar on the back of my right hand from a pencil at school, and a scar which starts from behind my right knee and curls around to the outside of the ankle from having 1/2 ton of steel fall on me when I was working for my dad's structural steel business when I was 12yo. And a chipped right incisor, from when my dad smashed my face into a boat trailer (I was 9).

There is some small nicks on my knuckles from younger stupider days (now very much long gone) when I actually used to punch people, but they've almost entirely faded away.

 

[QuantumJumping]

Chunk out my forehead from a piece of timber from when I was a bouncer, knife wound around the base of my left nipple from same job, 2" scar on the back of my right hand from a pencil at school, and a scar which starts from behind my right knee and curls around to the outside of the ankle from having 1/2 ton of steel fall on me when I was working for my dad's structural steel business when I was 12yo. And a chipped right incisor, from when my dad smashed my face into a boat trailer (I was 9).

There is some small nicks on my knuckles from younger stupider days (now very much long gone) when I actually used to punch people, but they've almost entirely faded away.

I'm glad you survived your Dad.
12 yo working construction? Yosher.

 

[QuantumJumping]

I am fortunate to heal well. I don't even have a discernable small pox vaccination scar.

 

[Offler]

I'm glad you survived your Dad.
12 yo working construction? Yosher.

I do have some stories to tell, one of which is that even though that steel opened up my right leg and exposed my ankle bone, neither of my parents thought to take me to a doctor. And that my mother, on seeing it, gave me an absolute earful for tearing my jeans.

 

[photograph]

I have lots of scars, and lately, a few bruises as well.

 

[Indienne]

A few months back, I bruised my knees pretty badly in my dance class. Before those bruises could heal, I got a few more bruises on my arms in my kickboxing class. I didn't realise that my bruises were making my co-workers think I was into rough, kinky sex. When the bruises didn't heal for weeks, one of them got so concerned that she sat me down to tell me that I should think about the toll my sexual kinks were taking on my body. She got really upset when I wouldn't stop laughing.

 

[janeyl]

I bruise like a peach and am clumsy as hell, so much so that a colleague took me aside one day and asked me if everything was alright at home...bless him, how brave to do that considering I'm his boss...

I used to joke that if I came home from a night out without unexplained bruises, i hadn't had a good time...

Most of my bruises do tend to come from sex or door handles and I'm not even that much into the rough stuff...

 

[MrEd63]

A few months back, I bruised my knees pretty badly in my dance class. Before those bruises could heal, I got a few more bruises on my arms in my kickboxing class. I didn't realise that my bruises were making my co-workers think I was into rough, kinky sex. When the bruises didn't heal for weeks, one of them got so concerned that she sat me down to tell me that I should think about the toll my sexual kinks were taking on my body. She got really upset when I wouldn't stop laughing.

I bruise like a peach and am clumsy as hell, so much so that a colleague took me aside one day and asked me if everything was alright at home...bless him, how brave to do that considering I'm his boss...

I used to joke that if I came home from a night out without unexplained bruises, i hadn't had a good time...

Most of my bruises do tend to come from sex or door handles and I'm not even that much into the rough stuff...

 

[Indienne]

 

[BiTodd]

Funny You ask......
I cut my left thigh down to the bone with a chainsaw 18 years ago, while logging in Washington. 5 inch scar.
I got my left.arm caught in the running pto of a dump.truck 11 years ago ,could have died . 3 scars.
I was hit in the head with a widow maker, logging . Got 14 staples and a good visible scar when I shave my head.
And four weeks ago I cut my left index finger off . i guess i am.a real carpenter now.
That one is healing up well and amusingly enough looks like a miniture cock , glans and all.
Numerous smaller scars all over me,but those are the bold ones.

 

[MrEd63]

When I used to play cricket I got some wonderfully multi-coloured bruises

 

[Macdaddy23]

I can't stand scars from hot water which I have. Knife scars as well but those are just minor. That never did heal back correctly. When it comes to bruises I'm bruised my legs bad before. I've also bruised my coccyx (tailbone) before from falling down a flight of stairs. Kind of funny really.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I still have a bruise on my inner bicep. If you look close, there's even a fingernail mark to it.


When I'm tired, three very straight lines appear on my face. The look just like a knife was swiped across it. Which technically, it was. It wasn't that bad in reality, but close enough to give me a tickle.

 

[MSH2]

my hands are veryscarred, small scars mostly. But recently it looks like I've had a C Section

 

[Corbal]

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

Does anyone have a scar or bruise that looks like you were having sex or in a fight?
Personally that doesn't turn me on I just find it funny as I have a short scar on my arm that looks like it was cut in a knife fight when in truth a cats claw scratched my arm. A few bruises that I remember that really looked like I was in a fight was when I fell on some stairs.

Now what about the rest of you?

Dude... you're still on Lit! OMG, I haven't seen you post in forever... or maybe I'm just not around at the right times!

I have two small scars on my face that you have to be really close to see

Two on the knuckles of my left hand

One on my right forearm

My right knee

Underneath my right armpit too

Quit masturbating with knives in your hand.



I have a pencil lead embedded in my chest when I got stabbed in a fight at school.... that's not a sex scar look-alike but a fun one to re-tell.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Needless to say I've had some serious bruising before

That was about 8 hours after I fell and the next day the bruise covered about 3/4 my thigh and I couldn't wear pants cause my leg was so swollen.
I have also have a lot of scars. Some on my wrist that make me look like I was a cutter from a cat. I wear a large bracelet out now days to cover the worst one. Have one on my elbow from again a cat. One on my knee from being dragged by a dog. A pale one on my chest just above my left breast from again a cat. Luckily the cat bite didn't scar nor did any of the dog bites I have gotten scar.

I also have a lot of bruising on my thighs from god only knows what happened. I'm constantly having bruising show up one way or another. Between falling and owning a dog I'm constantly finding a new bruise wonder, How did that happen?

 

[Mammi89]

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I have a small scar on each upper arm...i was taking a large cookie sheet out of the oven..the scars are just above where my extra long oven mits ended! Lol and such is my life...

I also have chest scar from heart surgery years ago.

 

[Dream59]

I have a small scar on each upper arm...i was taking a large cookie sheet out of the oven..the scars are just above where my extra long oven mits ended! Lol and such is my life...

I also have chest scar from heart surgery years ago.

Did you really need to respond to a thread that has not been active in over a year? I know you are new so I will let you know that the folks that run the site do not really like anyone but the original poster resurrecting inactive threads. There are plenty of active ones and I wish you luck and enjoyment on the site.

 

[elli1]

i have a lot of scars!
one's a 12cm scare on my calf. i was standing in the shower, shaving my legs, not realising one of the razor blades was broken..... and suddenly i'm standing in a puddle of blood with a big, gapping cut on my calf. luckily i started with shaving my legs that day!

 

[Dream59]

i have a lot of scars!
one's a 12cm scare on my calf. i was standing in the shower, shaving my legs, not realising one of the razor blades was broken..... and suddenly i'm standing in a puddle of blood with a big, gapping cut on my calf. luckily i started with shaving my legs that day!

After 10 orthopedic surgeries, an appendectomy(old style) various knife cuts, regular everyday injuries, shrapnel wounds, and a gunshot wound I am just one big scar LOL.

 

[beingtrue2me]

I have a real beauty around my knee and halfway up my thigh. Still have the titanium rod and pins inside as a souvenir. All thanks to a nasty little spill on my bike.

 

[Dream59]

I have a real beauty around my knee and halfway up my thigh. Still have the titanium rod and pins inside as a souvenir. All thanks to a nasty little spill on my bike.

Ouch! I would imagine that you have a hard time in the severe cold?

 

[SDLRob]

The only scar I have that isn't surgical was caused by my mother speeding up to join a motorway as a kid. She'd just bought a 2D metal Xmas tree shaped ornament. It was on the dash and when the car accelerated, it flew off and the tip went straight into my leg.

My surgical scars are...

Left ankle - fix a fucked up tendon.
Left knee - kneecap removed
Left hip - a segment of hip bone relocated into my upper jaw to bridge the gap left by my cleft lip and palate.
Right knee - exploratory poke about to see if the issue with my left knee might also be in my right. Through a long story, it resulted in a cracked (and healed) kneecap and arthiritis in the joint
Stomach - appendix.

Countless scars inside my mouth from the numerous surgeries to repair my cleft lip and palate