Scarlett: still kicking, supposedly

OhMissScarlett

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Hey little pretties, just a short note to let you all know I didn't flee the AH. I'm just feeling a little half past dead is all. I have one of those fevers where the hallucinations are better and cheaper than LSD.

My doctor says I don't need an antibiotic because I have some virus, that it will run its course. In the meantime, I take care of the sick kid and SO, who are, of course, totally helpless. Blah, if I happen to die, please make sure Carson gets here in time to "get rid of" all my gay porn. Anyway, I miss everyone and hope to check in periodically when I can walk and sit up and all that jazz. :kiss: :heart:
 
Maybe if you put some clothes on you wouldn't get sick.

Feel better. :rose:

ps....if you kick, can I have your porn?
 
Samandiriel said:
Maybe if you put some clothes on you wouldn't get sick.

Feel better. :rose:

ps....if you kick, can I have your porn?

Thanks everyone. and no you can't have my porn, unless you can get here faster than Carson. He drives really fast when motivated to get porn. ;)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Thanks everyone. and no you can't have my porn, unless you can get here faster than Carson. He drives really fast when motivated to get porn. ;)
I'll astroproject there and beat him to the punch...or I may share it with him. Depends on my mood and the porn in question.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Hey little pretties, just a short note to let you all know I didn't flee the AH. I'm just feeling a little half past dead is all. I have one of those fevers where the hallucinations are better and cheaper than LSD.

My doctor says I don't need an antibiotic because I have some virus, that it will run its course. In the meantime, I take care of the sick kid and SO, who are, of course, totally helpless. Blah, if I happen to die, please make sure Carson gets here in time to "get rid of" all my gay porn. Anyway, I miss everyone and hope to check in periodically when I can walk and sit up and all that jazz. :kiss: :heart:
I went through that hell a few weeks ago. Weak moaning helped me through it. Get better. Scarlett Fever. Heh, heh.
 
Be well, Scarlett! :rose: :rose: :rose: Eat lots of miso and drink green tea!
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Mega Pampering for you, sexy.

:heart:

~lucky

If nurses dress that way, I'm gonna develop some sort of illness that requires "skilled" nursing care. :D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Thanks everyone. and no you can't have my porn, unless you can get here faster than Carson. He drives really fast when motivated to get porn. ;)


After watching porn I drive really poorly.... ;)
 
Get over your virus and OhMissScarlet Fevers soon.

Swallow chicken soup and Chivas Regale until you can hear nothing but the microbes gnawing in your brain. :rolleyes:
 
Get well soon
Is there something I'm missing or are most of the guys Av's missing hair
If not from the top, then in the middle?
 
impressive said:
If nurses dress that way, I'm gonna develop some sort of illness that requires "skilled" nursing care. :D

Nope, not all of us nurses dress that way. :D

Cat
 
impressive said:
If nurses dress that way, I'm gonna develop some sort of illness that requires "skilled" nursing care. :D

Just be sure your illness requires 2 nurses and spongebaths. :cool:

~lucky (wondering if I could get away with wearing this under my scrubs...)

p.s. Even better that it's a Baptist College Nursing program. :D
 
I also send my best wishes and prayers. May your recovery be pleasntly quick. I hope you feel better soon. :rose:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Hey little pretties, just a short note to let you all know I didn't flee the AH. I'm just feeling a little half past dead is all. I have one of those fevers where the hallucinations are better and cheaper than LSD.

My doctor says I don't need an antibiotic because I have some virus, that it will run its course. In the meantime, I take care of the sick kid and SO, who are, of course, totally helpless. Blah, if I happen to die, please make sure Carson gets here in time to "get rid of" all my gay porn. Anyway, I miss everyone and hope to check in periodically when I can walk and sit up and all that jazz. :kiss: :heart:

Isn't it awful having to worry about what people will find out about you after you die?

:D

Years ago, I threw away a perfectly good vintage bong for that reason. Old Faithful. I wish I had kept him, just for sentimental reasons. But no, I was worried that my parents would be confronted with this moment: "Merciful Jesus! Our daughter is not only dead - she's a dead drug user!"

"A dead drug user with bad taste! Just look at this plastic piece of crap. Oh, the shame..."

Concentrate on getting well, and let 'em find your gay porn. If they're grieving your untimely demise, a startling distraction like that might be just the ticket!

:)
 
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