Scared....

[yukonnights]

Thanks for the advice everybody well 'cept the Rubbin guy he's just being a butthole like sr7iplt and stuff.

I can't drink a lot of alcohol cause it gives me hiccups and makes me do dumb things so I'm goona have to pass on the isoprble stuff but I did take a big spoon of salt and washed it down with coffee and some vodka. will that make it come out easier cause it was a square one and stuff and It will hurt with the corners and stuff.

Debbie

As I write this, I fear it may be too late...but if you're still alive and not doing dumb things it is important to know that some vodka contains alcohol Don't panic, but go check the label on the stuff you drank with the coffee....if it is the kind that has alcohol in it, on top of the ice cube and all...sorry, but the situation may now be hopeless

 

[ishtat]

No, that only works with snails.

So you had a queue of snails in your rectum. Commiserations.

 

[ChloeTzang]

So you had a queue of snails in your rectum. Commiserations.

Well, if the snails are already there, you could insert garlic butter to help them slide out. They'd already be flavored so you could cook them right away. Garlic-buttered escargot! Yum! Although that would also depend on what else your butt contained which would be like, other stuff that we see now and then in ER coz you know, in ER every now and then we get people with weird things stuck up their butt and stuff and the Doc has to get it out and it's really funny listening to the explanations and stuff so really, I think you should stay away from that one.

So if someone came in to ER with, like, live snails up their butt it WOULD be pretty funny and you'd be, like, the butt of a lot of jokes and we'd all be laughing and stuff. And getting things removed from your butt's not that comfortable so I don't recommend that one. Not at all. No.

And the isopropyl thing? NO! Just, NO! Bad bad BAD suggestion. Your pipes would NOT be frozen, but depending on how much you consumed you would be experiencing flushing, headaches, dizziness, CNS depression, nausea, vomiting, anesthesia, hypothermia, hypotension, shock, respiratory depression, and more likely you'd be in a coma. Around 15 g of isopropyl alcohol can have a toxic effect on a 70 kg human if left untreated. So, NO isopropyl and stuff.

But really, by now it should have already melted and stuff. Have you peed since yesterday? If so, you're probably good and you don't, like, need to worry any more and stuff so if you have I'd relax. If you haven't peed since yesterday, you're probably in deep shit and dehydrated and stuff so you better drink lots of water and stuff. Make it warm water and then if the ice is still there after all this time it should melt and stuff. But put your hand on your tummy and see how warm you are. If you feel icy cold and stuff, then maybe the ice is still there. But of you're all warm, you should be good.

A symptom update would be good if you're not too chilled out.

 

[Elloelle]

A symptom update would be good if you're not too chilled out.

I have a terrible headache and a little while ago I pooted and it made frost in my panties and stuff.

I'm so scared. What if it freezes my insides and I can't even bend over?

Debbie

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have a terrible headache and a little while ago I pooted and it made frost in my panties and stuff.

I'm so scared. What if it freezes my insides and I can't even bend over?

Debbie

The frost in your panties is a good sign, Debbie; it means the cube is hear your a-hole. I'm not sure about your vascular system, though - the headache usually comes from freeing your frontal sinuses.

The best advice I can give you about being able to keep bending is to go outdoors to some open space in the sunlight and get down on your hands and knees with your bum towards the sun. Then lift your skirt. lower your panties, and spread your knees apart so the sun can shine where it usually doesn't.

If the cube is near your backdoor, the sun might melt it, or, if some kind gentleman is passing by, he may graciously help you out of your predicament.

 

[sr71plt]

Debbie's head being near her backdoor could also help explain her headaches--somewhat like the headaches you get by chomping down on supercold ice cream (or maybe on an ice cube).

 

[Nezhul]

I have a terrible headache and a little while ago I pooted and it made frost in my panties and stuff.

I'm so scared. What if it freezes my insides and I can't even bend over?

Debbie

Don't worry, you'll simply be just like ice queen then.

Just remember to serve hot drinks to your mate before and after having sex, and make sure he wears winter clothes.

 

[Elloelle]

Don't worry, you'll simply be just like ice queen then.

Just remember to serve hot drinks to your mate before and after having sex, and make sure he wears winter clothes.

So if I'm like the Ice Queen would that make me an Ice Queen clone? Cause that could be cool and I could do a set wearing a pink outfit and be a Strawberry Ice Queen Clone and stuff. Ooooo..... I'm gettin' ideas and stuff.

Hugs

Debbie

 

[Nezhul]

you would probably need to swallow more ice cubes to achieve that. One cube can only get you so far, and you'll at most be a little bit cool.

 

[Elloelle]

Ok I got an idea and stuff cause I thought if ice melts in warm water and stuff then maybe a heating pad wiill melt the ice cube and my butthole will be ok so I tried that and guess what? It melted the ice cube but the water leaking out my buttholle made my heat pad spark and now I got a burn on my butt but thats ok cause I got stuff for burns but I might miss a couple days of work but thats ok cause I got money in the bank to pay the bills so I think the problem is solved and stuff. but thanks for the help just the same.

Debbie

 

[Bramblethorn]

It melted the ice cube but the water leaking out my buttholle made my heat pad spark and now I got a burn on my butt but thats ok cause I got stuff for burns

Just don't put ice on the burn. Or butter.

 

[SweetWitch]

My dear Debbie,

When I read your first post, I feared the worst. I imagined frostbitten orifices and chattering teeth. As I read on, I envisioned biblical horrors of salty​ pillars and plagues of vermin crawling from your private parts. I'm pleased to see you will survive. I wish you a speedy recovery.

Molly