Saytur...you are one cool "newbie"

LOL!

You know, I never finished that paper? Couldn't drag myself away, had to lock the door at work the next day and crank it out.

I hit one hundred on your Squirt thread, excellent sub. and one of my favorites!

I like to write, may try posting a story sometime, I am completely preoccupied with the female form, continuing student as you know . . . grew up in Key West, recovering trailer park trash, lived all over the states including Hawaii, I can drive a tractor trailer, I'm a pretty decent pencil artist, my math skills blow . . . married 15 years, three kids I adore and I coach travel basketball
Personal stuff -
6'4", about 225 . . . brn/hazel, love anything physical, lift weights religiously (not obsessed) completely preoccupied with the female form

and I'm late getting home! Love ya Brat . . . thanks baby
 
RhumbRunner13 said:
A conch that can turn a computer on.....amazing!:D

Rhumb;)
we can turn them on . . . we just take our time about it, don't want to knock over the fritters
 
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*bratcat* said:
Ok now you totally messed up my thinking...

User name = Laurel?? Does that mean that Laurel = Saytur???

ohhhhhh...my head hurts now. :confused:

um, i thought maybe it was because Laurel is site administrator? Dunno, I just coppied and pasted it.
 
*bratcat* said:
So tell me something else...

How about your favourites?? You know...wine, women, song, sex...the usual

Mostly coconut flavored rum (who would've guessed?) but I've been seen building walls of Corona bottles

women, I like bright, opinionated, and sexual . . . confidence is huge, grab me by the hair and push me down when the mood strikes, (I will) . . . other than that I don't think I have a "type," I just know who I want . . . (like the owner of the ass in Perky's AV)

Music, I'm all over the place. Grew up in the 70's of course, love rock but I can dance and I like too . . . there isn't much I won't listen to if it doesn't suck

Sex? I'm very intense, raw and forcefull is good. . . when appropriate, I like to think I'm good at knowing when that is . . . always been a big fan of the canine approach, and some variations . . . and pushing a woman far as I can with my face

How about your favorites Brat?
 
*bratcat* said:


oh no darlin...this thread is all about you!!

coconut rum eh? maybe cause you lived in hawaii and drank exotic drinks???

okkkkk...

hmm...what is your favourite day of the week? why?
What is your best childhood memory?
What is your most favourite adult memory to date?


<mmm...the canine approach, eh? ;)>
all about me? . . . god the pressure

my favorite days of the week? the few that come along when I don't have somewhere to be
childhood memory, man . . . probably being like 7, crossing the Gulf on a shrimp boat, wrapped in a blanket right after waking up, standing on the bow with my brothers and sister silently watching a huge pod of dolphins lead the boat - very cool experience
favorite adult memory that doesn't involve my kids . . . drifting just far enough from Mauna Kea that it looked like it was floating above the water, on the most perfect day ever . . . either that or being seduced by my 32 yr old aunt at 17, that would probably fit into one of those two categories

I'm off to start the "let's learn all about Brat" thread
 
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*bratcat* said:


okkkkkk this story needs to be expanded!!

(and NO ONE wants to hear any more about me...trust me...go check out one or all of my posts...make sure you have a bucket to puke into while you do, tho)

Okay, but weren't you going dancing?
So I'm 17, living with my cousin and his girlfriend in Texas. My uncle (blood) and his wife of just a few years were in the middle of a divorce, little did I know she had developed a thing for me, shows up at our apartment pretty late and very drunk with one of her girlfriends from work . . . woke us all up, said they were going to drive down to Surfside beach, being thoughtful (I'm a saint) I offered to drive. Friends don't let friend's drive drunk you know. We got about halfway there, could hardly see through the sexual tension, innuendo flying . . . the friend offers to drive so we can get in back, within seconds there's naked flesh everywhere . . . she's going down on me, me on her, there wasn't much we didn't do before they dropped me off. We had a very heavy sexual thing going on for several months until it ran its course. Started to get ugly, she still owns me though, she's almost 60 now and I haven't seen her since but I don't think I could refuse her. That wasn't my only experience with a woman in her 30's when I was in my teens. There was something in my personality that made them comfortable I guess, I could carry a conversation and they sensed I would never say anything that would give us away. It was quite a coming of age babe.

By the way . . . is that your ass in your AV?
 
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*bratcat* said:


Wow...great story.

Yes...but we just finished a bottle of wine and I still have to pick up two kids from work...we won't leave for about an hour. (I live on the west coast


and yes...that is me.

Daauuummmm!

Move over Perky!
 
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