Sayings We Live By....

I perfer
"Never take Life too seriously, it ruins the fun of the game."
"Sanity is for people who are to afraid to be themselves."
 
You get back what you put out.

Not sex, karma.

The sex is fine too!:D
 
You can't always get what you want......so compromise, damnit.

Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME.
 
The most important thing I have ever learned in MY LIFE!!

"Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration."
D.H. Lawrence
 
"There is no reward without risk, and the greater the risk, the greater the reward."

"If you run, you'll only die tired."

"I can finish this job in 5 hours if I take my time, 5 days if you rush me."

"The only person that you'll ever HAVE to live with is yourself."

"Don't worry about the mule, load the fucking wagon."

"Whenever you feel full of your own self importance, try ordering another mans dog around."

Ishmael
 
don't eat that grandma, it smells like bullshit...

life is a 50/50 deal..win/lose, live/die, succeed/fail....50/50

and my personal credo at this point...you only grow old once but you can be immature forever....
 
The Golden Rule

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

"Never lie, it'll eventually come back to bite you in the ass!"

My two cents worth...;)


Hugs!

Liza:kiss:
 
OMG... you guys are fucking cracking me up. LOL I almost made Mistress piss her pants... that's funny too. LOL
 
"Any girl who says she's never masterbated is full of shit."

"Everyone's got a little curve in them."
 
If you can't think of anything to be thankful for remember your breath!
 
Some days are just plain better than others... Is what I always say sometimes, I think... But, I became a person the day I stopped telling everyone how special I was, and started telling them they were... :)
 
sex is like bridge.if you don't have a good partner,you need a good hand.
 
"Life is sheer ambiguity. Anybody who doesn't understand that is either an asshole or a fascist."
~Don DeLillo
 
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