Saying hello...

[Paradyce]

New to this board, and from what I read already, you people seem like a really fun and interesting bunch!!

 

[Merelan]

Boy do we have him fooled!!!

Well come to our mad house !!!!!

 

[Kymberley]

Hiya and welcome

Just beware of trolls. They are always hiding under the bridges waiting to attack.

 

[naudiz]

Hmm, 'interesting' can be interpreted so many ways.

Welcome!

 

[Shylady]

Welcome to your latest addiction


Oh wait should I have mentioned how this places invades your life and takes over?

 

[Pokerman]

Damn Shylady.....you're supposed to let him figure that out for himself...

And (repeating the Lit mantra) "I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT TO...I JUST DONT WANT TO YET. "

 

[Shylady]

Sorry Poker

I will try to remember that

 

[Pokerman]

s'ok you know i always forgive ya

 

[Shylady]

licks for you Poker

 

[Pokerman]

mmmm all these lick's today!!!!

(thats as many as lit will let me post without using the word lick over and over like this: lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick)

 

[ranajja]

following the slurping sounds

Hello, Paradyce!

Welcome to the playground!

 

[Guest]

Hi there and welcome!

Whereabouts in PA? I used to dwell on the Jersey side of the river.

 

[MissTaken]

Welcome aboard!


Pull up a chair, sit back, relax and feel my fingertips....


OOPS! Wrong thread!


Sit back, relax and let the games begin!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Welcome new member to the exciting adventure we like to call "Literotica". Your Tenderfoot Badge should arrive in a few days. Remember to send your Membership Dues of $332 to Dixon Carter Lee, PO Box 890, Los Angeles, CA 91503 right away so you can be entered in our "Getaway to Piscataway!" sweepstakes. You could already be a winner! Again, welcome!

 

[Simply Me]

Welcome to the board, have fun, don't take things too seriously, and avoid pokerman, he will lick you to death. And don't even think about asking for Shy's shorts, those are mine!

 

[Angel]

Welcome new member to the exciting adventure we like to call "Literotica". Your Tenderfoot Badge should arrive in a few days. Remember to send your Membership Dues of $332 to Dixon Carter Lee, PO Box 890, Los Angeles, CA 91503 right away so you can be entered in our "Getaway to Piscataway!" sweepstakes. You could already be a winner! Again, welcome!

-runs off to mail random packages-

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

(Oh, and before AJ starts trying to figure out a way to send me sugar disguised as anthrax, it's not a real address.)

 

[Angel]

Duh.













Guess I'll have to put these back on then...

 

[Pokerman]

Welcome to the board, have fun, don't take things too seriously, and avoid pokerman, he will lick you to death.

Yeah but you love it, SM....

 

[Paradyce]

Welcome to the board, have fun, don't take things too seriously, and avoid pokerman, he will lick you to death. And don't even think about asking for Shy's shorts, those are mine!

Me?? Take things seriously?? After being married to the same man for quite some time now, I take nothing seriously!! And I promise I won't ask for Shy's shorts, although I wouldn't mind having MY ass look like hers!!!

Thanks for the welcome everyone!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hi!

 

[Simply Me]

Me?? Take things seriously?? After being married to the same man for quite some time now, I take nothing seriously!! And I promise I won't ask for Shy's shorts, although I wouldn't mind having MY ass look like hers!!!

Thanks for the welcome everyone!

Wouldnt we all?? I mean, of course my ass looks like that..

 

[batter]

welcome aboard!

pull up a comfy chair
take off your clothes
get a digital cam
meet lots of friendly people
life doesnt get much better than this.

Welcome Paradyce. nice to meet you.


p.s. doesnt Shylady have a nice butt? LOL

 

[Debbie]

welcome to Lit Paradyce!

 

[Shylady]

Re: welcome aboard!

p.s. doesnt Shylady have a nice butt? LOL

batter has been looking at my butt