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[mrtnmoon]

I've been stumbling into some real interesting quotes lately and I thought it might be fun to post some of them. not typical quotes... these are ones that are stupidly interesting, or interestingly stupid.... stuff that famous people said that makes you think, "huh?"

in any case, I hope you find them amusing.

let's kick off with alicia silverstone waxing rhapsodic about the movie clueless: "I think that the film clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

 

[mrtnmoon]

laura dern on jurassic park: "you can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."

real dinosaurs? you wanna tell her, or should I?

 

[SecretLove69]

laura dern on jurassic park: "you can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."

real dinosaurs? you wanna tell her, or should I?

Errrrmmm whad'ya mean - of course dinosaurs are real - we just can't see them now cuz' they have perfected the use of the cloaking device.


So here's one from Brooke Shields (are we sure she's not blonde?)

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

 

[Baba_O'Riely]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

 

[mrtnmoon]

just to show it's not only actors and actresses that say the darnedest things, shaquille o' neal once said, "I've won at every level, except college and pro."

 

[MasterMischief]

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

That is just technically inaccurate.

 

[mrtnmoon]

a little bit of wisdom from winona ryder: "I feel my best when I'm happy."

well, duh.

 

[mrtnmoon]

the wisdom of andre dawson, former baseball player: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

I'm assuming he meant emulate, but I dunno... maybe mr. dawson was a catholic priest in a past life.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I really thought this thread would be more popular. maybe it'll catch on a little bit more after the christmas hustle and bustle is done with. if anyone wants to chime in with a humorous quote of thir own, go for it.

jean-claude van damme on his craft: "in an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."

 

[Cathleen]

Ok, I'm outing myself on a guilty pleasure. Bravo TV has a show The Real Housewives of Orange County (or something like that). One of the families had a guest from Canada for a visit and the mother asked her "Do you speak Canadian?"

I still cannot get over that.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Ok, I'm outing myself on a guilty pleasure. Bravo TV has a show The Real Housewives of Orange County (or something like that). One of the families had a guest from Canada for a visit and the mother asked her "Do you speak Canadian?"

I still cannot get over that.

pretty funny. thanks for chipping in, cathleen.

 

[Cathleen]

Glad to join in, moon.

Merry Christmas!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Glad to join in, moon.

Merry Christmas!

thanks, and same to you.

 

[mrtnmoon]

mike tyson: "he called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Ronald Reagan once said something along the lines of...

"In this glorious nation in which we live in..."

 

[Alleine]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

 

[MidnightVixen]

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

 

[MidnightVixen]

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

 

[JagFarlane]

Ronald Reagan once said something along the lines of...

"In this glorious nation in which we live in..."

Another quote of Ronald Reagan:

[note with the microphone still on] The nukes will be landing in Russia in 10...9...8...7...is this thing still on?

 

[MidnightVixen]

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer

 

[JagFarlane]

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer

Oh god I remember that one!

 

[mrtnmoon]

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey, Pop Singer

oh my god.... I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read that. I would have spewed all over my monitor.

thanks for the contributions. I'd given this thread up for dead.

 

[mrtnmoon]

weird.... some of my old threads got resurrected yesterday, onyl to slide right back into the forgotten pile.

no matter... here is "rocky" himself talking about his art:
"the only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. afyer I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

the sooner the better, sly.... your art is probably worse than most of the movies you've made, and that's really saying something.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

overheard arguement
"No damn it,, I SAID I did not fuck him on purpose"

 

[MidnightVixen]

"If you or any member of your family has been killed..."
- Lawyer commercial on TV, Orlando, Florida