Say no MORE, Squire!

[Wysteria]

So, for my very first thread (well, the first started by me): silliness.

Specifically: isnt' it neat how a few quotes can make almost any remark sound euphemistic?

You know, like "Can I 'fluff' your 'pillows'?" or "I'd like to 'rotate' her 'tires'", or "Hey, could you shove that 'sausage' into this 'bun'?"? (So all right, you don't always neeeeeeed the quotes... )

Or do I just have a really dirty mind?

Either way, I want to see some funny ones. Oblige me!

 

[April]

I think you just have a really dirty mind.


Hey, can I "stalk" you? LOL

 

[Synnerman]

OK, while April stalks you I will stalk April.
Anyone for a chain?

 

[April]

I have a stalker?

 

[Wysteria]

Who could resist a good 'stalk'?

 

[April]

Yeah, all green and leafy and stiff.

 

[Wysteria]

Yeah, all green and leafy and stiff.

Mmmmm... stiff.*

* Not an endorsement of necrophila. Or Shatner's acting style. (The.... horror.)

 

[April]

You're killing me. I can't even type anymore. Using the backspace key almost as often as the other keys.

I'm outta here. Cat's staring at me, my game is calling, and the laundry needs to be done. *sigh* My work is never done.

Kitty says "mew".

 

[Wysteria]

As long as it's only a =little= death....

Night! Have fun 'tending' to the 'kitty'.

 

[nzwookie]

As long as it's only a =little= death....

Night! Have fun 'tending' to the 'kitty'.

Hey if theres any stalking to be done I have to be in on it....It is after all my title around here !!

 

[Wysteria]

I see you're a =trainee= stalker -- does that mean we get a discount on hiring you, or does it just mean we get stalked by you AND your supervisor?

 

[April]

Cool. A double stalking.


(the cats are real. *sigh*)

 

[nzwookie]

I see you're a =trainee= stalker -- does that mean we get a discount on hiring you, or does it just mean we get stalked by you AND your supervisor?

Hehehehe The trainee part is to make you think that i'm not as dangerous as I really am....(shit was that out loud)

Discount is available on all large orders,enquire about rates at the office....0800 STALKME.........

 

[nzwookie]

Cool. A double stalking.


(the cats are real. *sigh*)

a victim and 2 stalkers makes a threesome

 

[Wysteria]

But a victim and two stalkings just cries out for a garterbelt.

 

[unclej]

i just got up and was checking in and wasn't going to respond to this thread at all till i read that about the double stalkings and a garter belt. that rates an 8 or 9 on my pun meter. congratulations.

 

[Wysteria]

*beams* ->

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress -- and when you're done, tip her back up! *ba-dum-bum*

 

[nzwookie]

But a victim and two stalkings just cries out for a garterbelt.

Would you prefer silk or fishnet stalkings..........i can do either...

 

[naudiz]

To my fellow Literoticans: I am deeply sorry.

 

[Private Vasquez]

shouldn't that be "sorry"?

 

[April]

No, don't be sorry. Not at all. This is the most fun I've had in months. You got any more like this one?

 

[naudiz]

I'll check the bacta tanks, but I'm not sure any of them are ripe yet.

 

[Private Vasquez]

"ripe"

 

[naudiz]

Wysteria 'swiped' that 'idea' from me. But I don't 'mind.' I 'swipe' her 'ideas' all the time. We like to 'trade off.'

If you know what I mean. *nudge nudge*

 

[Private Vasquez]

...you mean??

nooo...

that 'just' doesn't seem 'right'