Say it aint so. Bill and Hillary getting a divorce

[WriterDom]

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20010827/sp/imdf27082001204819a.html

Bill is always out of the country. There are rumors flying around about Hillary's new found interest in tennis.

 

[Bob Peale]

He should give Marion Barry a call. He can help him get through the whole, "Politician's wife leaves him for another woman" thing.

 

[miles]

I may never play again

 

[Markov Cain]

No they cannot divorce until the two books are written to prevent one from going nuclear on the other.

And who gets to use the defense fund?
Who gets the defense fund?
Who has to pay who support?
Too many problems.
Easier just to play around and give the press something to keep them on the front page. Its all they want, you know...

To be noticed and hence relevant.

 

[nasty]

THey CAn'T divorce

Not until Hilary has her own sex scandal.