I guess I'm the new kid on block. I just dropped in to say hi and I will post a story in couple of days. Do any of you like women bisexual story that are hot, steamy, screamers the kind that make you cream your shorts or thongs. If so I have one I'll post in couple days. s shafer
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Jenny _S
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Sshafer said:
Well... you can post the story, but you have to then start another thread immediately afterwards requesting information on how long it takes from submission until it is posted. This is a long time Lit tradition.
P.S. I don't ever "cream my pants".
whispering_surrender
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I just want to say you all are officially scary! Everyone knows that koala bears make the very best lovers.....or is it just me? *ponders a moment*
Whisper
Ps. And I have been known to cream my panties on occasion....but only on the rare day when I am actually wearing panties!
Gone Crazy, back later.
Whisper
Ps. And I have been known to cream my panties on occasion....but only on the rare day when I am actually wearing panties!
Gone Crazy, back later.
Seattle Zack
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No shaved squirrels, no duct tape, no battery-operated cheese graters ... I don't see much of a story. Is there a second page to the poll that I missed?
Icingsugar
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Ron Jeremy IS a shaved squirrel.
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Hi! 
What are you looking at me like that for? That's what he told me to say.
As for my sexual preferences, anything goes. I do tend to draw the line at oddly shaped vegetables, though. The organic kind tend to be the worst. They grow in wierd directions, and can take you off guard. 'Normal' bulk standard veg is fine.
Lou
Ps. Welcome!
What are you looking at me like that for? That's what he told me to say.
As for my sexual preferences, anything goes. I do tend to draw the line at oddly shaped vegetables, though. The organic kind tend to be the worst. They grow in wierd directions, and can take you off guard. 'Normal' bulk standard veg is fine.
Lou
Ps. Welcome!
pop_54
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Re: Re: Hot damn!
I bet they make you cream your pants love or does Iguana shit look like that
Oh, Umm, yes, well, about 3 to 5 days Sshafer mate before you have to ask and get shat on from a great height
Now where's Blodwyn got to, come here girl, come on now darling, daddy needs a woolly jumper. Oh there you are in the Garderobe, naughty sheep.
PS: I had to vote chuck a guy in the mix, well I'd hate to miss a lesbo romp
Jenny _S said:Or reptiles either, MG... After all, cold reptile sex can be just awesome (assuming the reptile knows what he's doing)
I bet they make you cream your pants love
or does Iguana shit look like that Oh, Umm, yes, well, about 3 to 5 days Sshafer mate
before you have to ask and get shat on from a great height Now where's Blodwyn got to, come here girl, come on now darling, daddy needs a woolly jumper. Oh there you are in the Garderobe, naughty sheep.
PS: I had to vote chuck a guy in the mix, well I'd hate to miss a lesbo romp
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Re: Re: Re: say hi
Be sure to get a photo when she squats amidst the cabbages and peas.
MG
Ps. Dear SShafer, As a welcoming gesture, you have been appointed to the decorations committee for the annual Brown Starfish Days Festival here at the Author's Hangout. Congratulations.
Dear Jenny,Jenny _S said:
Be sure to get a photo when she squats amidst the cabbages and peas.
MG
Ps. Dear SShafer, As a welcoming gesture, you have been appointed to the decorations committee for the annual Brown Starfish Days Festival here at the Author's Hangout. Congratulations.
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Icingsugar said:
I don't think I have ever seen the word shaved used in context with Ron Jeremy. Honestly, he could use one. <shudder>
