Saturday nights alright for fighting !!!!

OUTSIDER

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Last night (saturday 26th) I was assaulted on my way home from work, three kids none older than sixteen jumped me from behind pistol whipped me and sprayed MACE in my face, they got away with ten pounds cash and an ATM card that they can't use.

I got away with my life and twelve wounds to the top of my head.













You know what........my sisters idea about emigrating is starting to look good.
 
OUTSIDER said:
You know what........my sisters idea about emigrating is starting to look good.

You don't necessarily need to emigrate.. Just stop walking around cities after dark. That and start looking scarier.
 
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Moridin187 said:
That and start looking scarier.

That stars-and-stripes bikini might help... :mad:

Or it might actually be a hinderance... :eek:
 
carrying a gun is out huh???????

Gald to hear your ok................
 
Wear a black trenchcoat and black clothing. Lots of chains, Big chains. Wear steel-toed boots. Grow your hair to about shoulder long and slick it back. Carry a walking stick, preferrably with a skull on the top of it. When you're walking alone, think about all the things in the world that piss you off, your expression will get nastier and more dangerous by at least five degrees. I guarantee people will Not bother you.
 
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Moridin187 said:


You don't necessarily need to emigrate.. Just stop walking around cities after dark. That and start looking scarier.

I look well fucking scary now with twelve wounds and dried blood all over my head that I can't wash it out for at least two days more :eek: ;)
 
Hello Outsider!Haven't seen you around lately. Good to have you back.:) But, I'm sorry to hear what happened. I'm glad you are ok and hope the wounds are healing sweetie.:)
 
Shit always knew there was a reason I 've never wanted to live in London,or any other big city when it comes to it.
Don't emegrate Outsider just move out into the country, hey I go out and leave my door unlocked.
Mind you it does have it's draw backs I fell in the ditch on my way home from the pub the other night ( I swear the bloody thing moved in the dark) that's my story and I'm sticking to it. no street light's you see.

I'm glad your ok , sorry that your hurt though.:kiss:
 
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OUTSIDER said:


I look well fucking scary now with twelve wounds and dried blood all over my head that I can't wash it out for at least two days more :eek: ;)

Just so you know man, I'm not trying to make fun of you or your situation.. That's total fucking bullshit. But I used to get the shit kicked out of me once or twice a week by a gang in the city I used to live in, so I've had some experience with how to avoid that sort of thing.
 
That is really scary Outsider. I'm glad nothing worse happened.

The best defense is to be alert when you are in dangerous situations (such as walking alone at night). Never daydream or be preoccupied. Always have your eyes and ears open and alert.

I have a friend who used to live in NY and she said she would mutter to herself like a crazy person, throwing her arms around and screaming occassionally, when walking alone at night. Most people do not want to come near somebody who's nuts because they are unpredictable in their behavior.
 
OUTSIDER said:
You know what........my sisters idea about emigrating is starting to look good.


Weather here in Washington is crappy.. but the company is great ;)
 
Rubyfruit said:
That is really scary Outsider. I'm glad nothing worse happened.

The best defense is to be alert when you are in dangerous situations (such as walking alone at night). Never daydream or be preoccupied. Always have your eyes and ears open and alert.

I have a friend who used to live in NY and she said she would mutter to herself like a crazy person, throwing her arms around and screaming occassionally, when walking alone at night. Most people do not want to come near somebody who's nuts because they are unpredictable in their behavior.

That's basically what I'm saying Rubyfruit. Nobody wants to fuck with crazy people. If you saw a guy walking down the road dressed like I described, with a look on his face like he'd rather kill you than say hello to you, would YOU want to try and fuck with him?
 
Sorry to hear that.

Even a gun isn't of much use when you're jumped from behind& blinded by three guys with mace & a pistol.

Tall dogs work well.Great Danes & Mastiffs. Most people are intimidated by dogs that are above waist high. It's much harder to sneak up on the dog, too.

You might consider a martial arts course. It will give you a work out, stress-management, self-confidence, & the abillity to react to that kind of dangerous situation.

I wish you a speedy recovery
 
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Poor Outsider. I'm glad it wasn't worse.

:kiss:

(so i'm being kinda nice. don't faint)
 
Oh honey. Wow. I was just asking about you here this morning. I am glad you're in somewhat high spirits and able to post here and tell us about it, at least. Now let's see these pics!
 
Damn

Sorry to hear about your problem Outsider and I hope you feel well soon. Those chicken shits only attack in groups because they don't have the balls to go one on one.
I was sent a pic with a joke the other day and as soon as I saw it I said "Damn that is an Outsider Av." So PM me when you feel better and are up to looking at another AV
Take Care
 
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