Saturday Night "Why aren't you out getting laid?" thread

[ma_guy]

Well? Why aren't you? What's your excuse?

Me? well umm.. I'm a dork.

 

[Silverlily]

Why go out when you can get it delivered?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cause I already got laid?

 

[ma_guy]

Silverlily - They don't deliver to trees. I think there is a rule against that or something. Life sucks when you're a tree frog. Maybe I just need to move to a better class of rainforest so I could get delievry service too.

KM - I don't detect a hint of after-glow there... Are you sure? lol

 

[PacificBlue]

Because I'm a loser.

 

[Guest]

Well? Why aren't you? What's your excuse?

Me? well umm.. I'm a dork.

_____

Errr... Ummm...

I'm not on any damn schedule, so there!


Pftlpftlpftl...


*Sigh*

 

[Nora]

Cuz I'm married.

 

[Silverlily]

I don't think frogs actually get laid, rather they lay eggs.

Time to switch species, I think, you were better off as a hedgehog.

 

[christophe]

Cuz I'm married.

is that a dont want to or want to but cant

 

[Kitte]

Cause I keep holding out for...well something more then getting laid.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Because I just got off work and my brain aches right now

 

[bknight2602]

I just could not find anybody?

 

[Ladyhawke]

Cause somethings you just can't do long distance

 

[christophe]

Because I just got off work and my brain aches right now

what better way to forget about that brain ache!

 

[ridddder]

cause I worked all day, just got home, and just want that incessant christmas music to stop!!!!!!!!!

 

[roxie]

Because I'm snowed in, without a car, by myself

 

[Nora]

is that a dont want to or want to but cant

The answer to that is a whole 'nuther thread, Christophe.

 

[christophe]

The answer to that is a whole 'nuther thread, Christophe.

say no more! been there done that....but things are much much better!

 

[His_kitty]

Cause I'm shy

 

[Nora]

say no more! been there done that....but things are much much better!

thanks =)

 

[lilminx]

Because the person I've been getting laid with isn't available, and I'm tired of having fuck-friends. I want more than that.

 

[roxanne69]

Well I was hoping to but he came over, cooked a big meal and has been snoring ever since he finished eating

(hi nora!! )

 

[Nora]

Hey Rox =) Ya know, on the bright side he's going to wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-cocked. *nodsnods*

 

[Freya]

Psst Nora - did ya go out and paint the town last night?

 

[ma_guy]

roxanne - Go wake his ass up and demand it NOW!

Sleeping! Jeez, he can do that anytime!