Saturday night sex

[TWB]

is unlikely tonight for me.

What about you?

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm soaking my hand in rum now to get it drunk. I'm feeling adventurous

 

[BigDawg69]

Nope not gonna happen for me. My chances for Saturday night sexy are miles and miles away . . .

 

[Jessie]

Pfft. If I'm lucky...EXTREMELY lucky...I might get a call/be able to call someone.


Pfft. :/

 

[intrigued]

Nope. Nor the night before, and before that one, and on and on, for forever. I think I have restored my virginity.

 

[Jessie]

Nope. Nor the night before, and before that one, and on and on, for forever. I think I have restored my virginity.

LOL


You and me both, chika.

 

[HeavyStick]

Pfft. If I'm lucky...EXTREMELY lucky...I might get a call/be able to call someone.


Pfft. :/

I remember the days of bootie calls

sigh......

 

[intrigued]

LOL


You and me both, chika.

LOL, surely the thought of having my virginity to give to some hunk of burning love is a nice one indeed, it does me no good if there isn't one to give it to!

Back to the sofa, and hopefully a little compelling erotica on TV....sigh....

 

[Gr8eyz]

Not tonite....

Tonites out.....but Sunday is another day!

Keep your eys open, you just never know!

Booty calls aren't allowed anymore?

 

[Jessie]

Heavy-
Bootie call?

intrigued-
Heh. Giving away virginity again without having to worry about the pain. That would be sweet.

 

[Jessie]

Re: Not tonite....

Booty calls aren't allowed anymore?

They aren't?!

Shit...now I'm really not gonna get laid.

 

[hogjack]

Very likely

Very likely if I were backstage at a Kid Rock concert!

However, that is unlikely.

 

[Gr8eyz]

LOL, surely the thought of having my virginity to give to some hunk of burning love is a nice one indeed, it does me no good if there isn't one to give it to!

Back to the sofa, and hopefully a little compelling erotica on TV....sigh....

I can't claim the hunk part....but the thought is very intriguing!
Great to see you Intrigue!

 

[cg_allstar]

Nope. Nor the night before, and before that one, and on and on, for forever. I think I have restored my virginity.

Mmm. I want to deflower a certain Born Again Virgin.

 

[Guest]

100% chance of sex tonight!

Uh, wait, sex with myself and a dildo doesn't count, huh?

 

[Marxist]

100% chance of sex tonight!

Uh, wait, sex with myself and a dildo doesn't count, huh?

It only counts if you tape it.

 

[intrigued]

I can't claim the hunk part....but the thought is very intriguing!
Great to see you Intrigue!

How about the burning love part?

Its very nice to see you again, too.

 

[Jessie]

It only counts if you tape it.

*takes notes*

This is good stuff. Anything else I should know?

 

[intrigued]

Mmm. I want to deflower a certain Born Again Virgin.

You know the deal, my dear....

 

[Sillyman]

I'm choosing to remain celibate tonight so you guys won't feel torn up with jealousy.

 

[Guest]

It only counts if you tape it.

If I throw in a midget, will you watch it?


Hiawatha 's Longfellow 4-ever

 

[Freya]

Had my booty call Thursday, so I'll be sex free for 2 more weeks now.

 

[Gr8eyz]

mmmm....

How about the burning love part?

Its very nice to see you again, too.

it's certainly burning enough to light the candle for you anytime!

 

[intrigued]

I'm choosing to remain celibate tonight so you guys won't feel torn up with jealousy.

I stay torn up with jealousy, dammit!

Would you please tell me what that red thing is in your av?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I don't think I'm gonna get any nookie...
Honey's spent all day (and is still working on it) moving the friends we were moving yesterday, and he's working on sore muscles and about 6 hours of sleep. And I've spent all day cleaning up my room and unpacking boxes. I'm SO not interested in sex right now.