SATIRE: Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America

[Baztrachian]

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-by-legal-immigrants-who-dont-seem-to-hate-america

Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America​

U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States legally while waving patriotic American flags.

A group of 59 Afrikaners escaped persecution in South Africa and arrived in Washington this week. Upon touching down, they were seen celebrating with American flags and big smiles. Sources confirmed they have no plans to destroy America.

"Wait, I'm confused. They don't hate America?" said one Democrat immigration activist. "Why are we even letting them in? This is weird."

"Wait. They don't actually love America, do they? Oh no..."

After further research, it was confirmed that the newly arrived migrants were neither Mexican cartel members nor Jihadis sworn to wage holy war against the United States, but instead mostly middle-class families escaping persecution in South Africa.

"This is a blatant misuse of America's immigration system," said another Liberal. "America will never be destroyed at this rate. This proves once and for all that Trump is Hitler."

At publishing time, Democrats found themselves even more confused after ICE deported several hundred illegal immigrants who hate America.

 

[Rotadom]

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-by-legal-immigrants-who-dont-seem-to-hate-america

Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America​

U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States legally while waving patriotic American flags.

A group of 59 Afrikaners escaped persecution in South Africa and arrived in Washington this week. Upon touching down, they were seen celebrating with American flags and big smiles. Sources confirmed they have no plans to destroy America.

"Wait, I'm confused. They don't hate America?" said one Democrat immigration activist. "Why are we even letting them in? This is weird."

"Wait. They don't actually love America, do they? Oh no..."

After further research, it was confirmed that the newly arrived migrants were neither Mexican cartel members nor Jihadis sworn to wage holy war against the United States, but instead mostly middle-class families escaping persecution in South Africa.

"This is a blatant misuse of America's immigration system," said another Liberal. "America will never be destroyed at this rate. This proves once and for all that Trump is Hitler."

At publishing time, Democrats found themselves even more confused after ICE deported several hundred illegal immigrants who hate America.

Moron doesn't know the bee is a satire site, creates thread based on said satire.

 

[Baztrachian]

Moron doesn't know the bee is a satire site, creates thread based on said satire.

Who the fuck in 2025 doesn't know The BB is satire?

 

[Baztrachian]

There, I added "SATIRE" to the topic so Democrats like yourself won't be confused.

 

[HisArpy]

Who the fuck in 2025 doesn't know The BB is satire?

Satire is something they don't understand because it's too close to their un-reality.

 

[Politruk]

No Afrikaners come here fleeing persecution, because they are not subject to any in SA.

I guess that's supposed to be the joke.

 

[Rotadom]

Satire is something they don't understand because it's too close to their un-reality.

I'm the one who pointed it out to the ignorant OP, jeenyus.

 

[Baztrachian]

No Afrikaners come here fleeing persecution, because they are not subject to any in SA.

I guess that's supposed to be the joke.

From the lefty-liberal New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/16/world/africa/South-Africa-murder-protests.html

From a SA MP:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1745446489793736904

More:

http://www.hscentre.org/sub-saharan-africa/south-africas-white-farmers-under-siege/

(Excerpt)

"12th October 2013, Human Rights and Conflict Resolution, Issue 4, No. 2.

Since the end of Apartheid in 1994 there have been thousands of reported killings of white Afrikaner famers in South Africa. The government consistently denies that these attacks are racially motivated and indeed contribute to the continuing discrimination against them.

The killing of white Afrikaner farmers in South Africa is a matter that has not been widely reported in the news outside of the country. However, since the fall of apartheid, the tide has turned against white people from European backgrounds and it is reported that thousands have been killed in a move to drive them out of South Africa. The matter has become so bad that Genocide Watch deems the country to be in the ‘preparation’ stage of genocide.[1] There is a fear that, when former president Nelson Mandela passes away, violence in South Africa could spiral out of control and the situation for the white population may worsen further. Indeed, there has been a reported increase in the number of farmers attacked since he entered hospital earlier this year.[2]

The South African Government appears to turn somewhat of a blind eye towards the issue of farmers being attacked and, as a result, the actual figure for the number of farmers killed is not known. The BBC reports that there have been over 2,000 killed, whilst other news agencies report this number to be over 4,000. Some pressure groups even claim that tens of thousands have been killed, but this is wholly unsubstantiated. It is also difficult to monitor the motivation behind the attacks as the police are prevented from recording murders by race and furthermore don’t keep separate statistics about farm murders in the first place. The Government consistently claims that the farm attacks are nothing more than straightforward robberies. A study in 2003 backed up this claim, finding that 83.9% of attacks are simple robberies and in only 2% of attacks could a political motive be discerned. This report led to the Government disbanding the commando units that had been set up to protect the farmers and transferring responsibility to the police[3]."

 

[Lance_Castro]

I had family in Africa who did business for decades from South Africa up to the middle of the continent.

They always did well enough to have homes and money tucked away all over the world ( Belgium, Germany, USA) and had their own private army, but even with that, it started getting crazy for white people there a few years ago.

So they left.

 

[Politruk]

From the lefty-liberal New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/16/world/africa/South-Africa-murder-protests.html

But, that's not persecution, it's just ordinary robbery.

 

[Escierto]

As soon as I saw this thread I thought, here is another asswipe for the ignore list!

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Who the fuck in 2025 doesn't know The BB is satire?

Quite a few left wingers don’t know it’s satire. The Bee really pisses them off.

 

[Lazaran]

There is an expectation / required demonstration of SOME ACTUAL HUMOR before an individual or some media outlet can LEGITIMATELY adopt / assume / warrant the mantle of “Producer / Creator of Political Satire.

Example:

“The Onion” and its writers produce / create brilliant works of political satire brimming with HUMOR.



The BB is basic RWCJ mouth-breather drool.



Hope that ^ helps.





We. Told. Them. So.

 

[RoryN]

Quite a few left wingers don’t know it’s satire.

Cite?



Also:


BabyBoomer50s calling others "racist":

Keep defending your jew-hating pals you racist POS.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/israel-hamas-pb-tribal-fight.1596886/post-98830842

Like many progressive Democrats, she is an unhinged racist.

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-racist-comments-galore.1603711/post-98279471


***

BabyBoomer50s being racist:

[Elizabeth Holms riots] Geez, the case hasn’t even gone to the jury and the rioters in CA are already looting the high end fashion stores. If the verdict goes the wrong way the streets of Walnut Creek, San Francisco, and LA could be filled with blondes in black turtlenecks. Not even going to guess how this would all go down if she were black.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/elizabeth-holmes-riots.1556275/

 

[Rotadom]

Quite a few left wingers don’t know it’s satire. The Bee really pisses them off.

Methinks the drunk doth protest too much.

 

[dmallord]

Who the fuck in 2025 doesn't know The BB is satire?

MAGA members. All of them.

 

[Politruk]

What's galling is that these Afrikaners are admitted as refugees while that has been suspended for everybody else.

And we all know why.

https://i0.wp.com/leftycartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/23/2024/10/racism-immigration-population-birthrate-let-in-more-immigrants.png?resize=675%2C655&ssl=1

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

No Afrikaners come here fleeing persecution, because they are not subject to any in SA.

I guess that's supposed to be the joke.

I love how the left uses weasel words to attempt to make your case. The fact is farmers in SA have been subject to violence for a very long time. Don’t believe me though…Here is Pres Mandela in ‘98

security:

"The government deplores the cold blooded killings that have been taking place on the farms in the past few years. While killings on farms, like crime in general, have been a feature of South African life for many decades, the incidents of murder and assault in farming areas have increased dramatically in recent years."

Remember…this was said in ‘98…let’s see if you can do some math and connect some dots.

 

[Politruk]

I love how the left uses weasel words to attempt to make your case. The fact is farmers in SA have been subject to violence for a very long time.

That is just ordinary robbery -- no legitimate basis for refugee status.