Sassy Limericks. One Line At A Time

[LAHomedog]

Santa Claus needed to get fucked.

 

[fsa52]

Santa Claus needed to get fucked.
The Mrs made she that she sucked

 

[LAHomedog]

Santa Claus needed to get fucked.
The Mrs made she that she sucked
He held his big sack

 

[fsa52]

Santa Claus needed to get fucked.
The Mrs made sure that she sucked
He held his big sack
A load he did pack

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Santa Claus needed to get fucked.
The Mrs made sure that she sucked
He held his big sack
A load he did pack
And released as his red rocket bucked

 

[LAHomedog]

Riding in the Christmas parade,

 

[fsa52]

Riding in the Christmas parade,
The girl thought she had it all made.

 

[LAHomedog]

Riding in the Christmas parade,
The girl thought she had it all made.
With a guy down below,

 

[fsa52]

Riding in the Christmas parade,
The girl thought she had it all made.
With a guy down below,
Who looked like he’d blow

 

[LAHomedog]

Riding in the Christmas parade,
The girl thought she had it all made.
With a guy down below,
Who looked like he’d blow
She came twice as she waved and swayed.

 

[LAHomedog]

She's commando under her dress,

 

[LAHomedog]

She's commando under her dress
On the bar stool, under duress,

 

[LAHomedog]

She's commando under her dress
On the bar stool, under duress,
His hand on her thigh

 

[fsa52]

She's commando under her dress
On the bar stool, under duress,
His hand on her thigh
She whispered, “Oh my!”

 

[LAHomedog]

She's commando under her dress
On the bar stool, under duress,
His hand on her thigh
She whispered, “Oh my!”
He finger fucked her, she said yes!

 

[LAHomedog]

They were camping in their RV

 

[fsa52]

They were camping in their RV
Parked under a large white oak tree

 

[LAHomedog]

They were camping in their RV
Parked under a large white oak tree
They both had some wine,

 

[fsa52]

They were camping in their RV
Parked under a large white oak tree
They both had some wine,
And were feeling fine

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

They were camping in their RV
Parked under a large white oak tree
They both had some wine,
And were feeling fine
When he pulled off her lacy pantie

 

[LAHomedog]

He looked at her fruit, took a bite,

 

[fsa52]

He looked at her fruit, took a bite,
Addicted, he had it each night

 

[LAHomedog]

He looked at her fruit, took a bite,
Addicted, he had it each night
So juicy and ripe,

 

[LAHomedog]

He looked at her fruit, took a bite,
Addicted, he had it each night
So juicy and ripe,
He had to lay pipe,

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He looked at her fruit, took a bite,
Addicted, he had it each night
So juicy and ripe,
He had to lay pipe,
For him, she was a true delight