Sappy Love Songs For People I Don't Particularly Like

[Marxist]

For Cherry:

Journey | Anyway You Want It


Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh, baby, hold tight

Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Ooh, then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight

Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

 

[Marxist]

This song just screeeaaams Miles

Journey | Don't Be Down On Me Baby

I don't know why, there's an open flame
Burnin' in the game, it's me you blame
I can't deny, it was a crime
If you would let me try, maybe you'd change your mind
Don't be down on me baby
Down on me girl
I get lost sometimes
In my crazy world

Those little things, you say I do
Well they might be true
Tell me what good does it do...
When things go wrong, I'm the first you blame
I try another way, still someone's gotta pay

Don't be down on me baby
Down on me girl
I get lost sometimes
In my crazy world

Don't be down on me baby
Cause I love you
Cause I need you

 

[Sillyman]

Really, those are the only songs people you don't like deserve.

You know you have found the one for you when your song is Slitting My Wrists Just To Not Hear Your Whining Anymore Bitch. I hear the Backstreet Boys did a really bitchin' cover to it too.

 

[Marxist]

Stop it Sillychicken, we're trying to have a tender moment here.

For Ishmael, I've got some Peabo, Bryson that is.

A Whole New World

I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.
Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder,
Over sideways and under, on a magic carpet ride

A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.
A whole new world,
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you.

Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world, / Don't you dare close your eyes,
A hundred thousand things to see. / Hold your breath it gets better.
I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far,
I can't go back to where I used to be / A whole new world,
With new horizons to pursue
I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.
A whole new world,
Every turn a surprise,
With new horizons to pursue / every moment red-letter.
I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare
anywhere, there's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world / A whole new world
That's where we'll be / That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me.

 

[Sillyman]

I always figured Ishmael to be Beauty and the Beast kind of guy.

 

[Marxist]

I always figured Ishmael to be Beauty and the Beast kind of guy.

Can't talk, I'm watching "24" now.


I was going to find something from "The King and I" for Ish. He's down with the brown, y'know.


Be right back after the show.

 

[Marxist]

For Hanns, My Amor

Smooth Criminal | Michael Jackson

As he came in through the window
With a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie

Annie, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the window
That he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday
What a black day
I could feel your salutation
Sounding heartbeats
Intimidations

Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie

Annie, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the window
That he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal

Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo
Woo

Annie, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the window
That he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie
Annie, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Annie

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: For Hanns, My Amor

Smooth Criminal | Michael Jackson

i really hate that song...

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: For Hanns, My Amor

i really hate that song...

Shut up and take your hands away from the boobies.

 

[perks]

uh uh, that lexie av is superb. *lust*

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Re: For Hanns, My Amor

Shut up and take your hands away from the boobies.

what's in it for me?

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: Re: For Hanns, My Amor

what's in it for me?

I'll keep you off my list of "particularly unlikables."

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can I have something from Englebert Humperdink?

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: For Hanns, My Amor

I'll keep you off my list of "particularly unlikables."

oh, well in that case...

 

[Marxist]

Can I have something from Englebert Humperdink?

No, I'll give you whatever I want and you'll like it.

Here, take this:

Queen | Stone Cold Crazy

Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was dreaming
I was Al Capone
There's a rumour going round, gotta clear outa town
I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the Law, gonna break down the door, gonna carry me
away once more
Never, never, never get it any more
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know

Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon and I'm playing on
my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know

Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet with
my rubber tommy water gun
Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and getta me
I gotta get me get up and run
They got the sirens loose
I ran outa juice
They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven
Will they let me go to hell
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: For Hanns, My Amor

oh, well in that case...

That's not fair to anyone but the bra fetishist.

 

[seXieleXie]

okay but only for a second...

 

[Marxist]

okay but only for a second...

Did I miss something?

 

[seXieleXie]

some people are toooooo slow

 

[Marxist]

For some reason, I thought I saw a boobie. I think I'm projecting.













Why is there drool on my chin...

 

[sunstruck]

Where's my song?

 

[Marxist]

Where's my song?

Hold on, I can't find "Who Let The Dogs Out."

 

[sunstruck]

Hold on, I can't find "Who Let The Dogs Out."

That's a love song? I was waiting for something by Airsupply.

 

[Samuari]

For you Marxie, Babie

Its a Small world After All

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

 

[sunstruck]

Samuri, I don't know you, but I hate you. I'm going to be singing that while I fall asleep. If I have another Disney nightmare my therapist is going to start perscribing me stuff.