Sapphoric Love Fest Applications Inside

[Eumenides]

You must apply, interview and audition in order to get an invitation.

This excludes Ruby, Cybergirly, and Amelia, cuz they've auditioned in their own way.

Application questions:

1.) Why do you want to be invited to a sapphoric love fest by Nora or myself?


2.) What qualifications do you have in such events?

3.) What would make you the best woman for the job?

4.) Do you know any crazy human tricks?

5.) How much do you love me?

 

[cybergirly]

I don't have to audition?

YAY!!!!

Hey wait!

Do the auditions involve sex? (I may want to apply as unreg. if so)

 

[Nora]

wait, is "sapphoric" a word?

I thought it was "Sapphic"? Or with me in the mix, is it supposed to be "sophmoric"?

 

[Eumenides]

I don't have to audition?

YAY!!!!

Hey wait!

Do the auditions involve sex? (I may want to apply as unreg. if so)

You get to help out with auditions, hon.

 

[Eumenides]

wait, is "sapphoric" a word?

I thought it was "Sapphic"? Or with me in the mix, is it supposed to be "sophmoric"?

Sapphoric, Sapphic, tomato tomahto...it's all good.

 

[cybergirly]

You get to help out with auditions, hon.

Ok then.

Pulling out pencil, paper, condoms, and various sex toys...

Who's first?

 

[Eumenides]

Ok then.

Pulling out pencil, paper, condoms, and various sex toys...

Who's first?

Hon, I dont' think Sappho of Lesbos needed condoms.

 

[Eumenides]

wait, is "sapphoric" a word?

I thought it was "Sapphic"? Or with me in the mix, is it supposed to be "sophmoric"?

Spelling bitch says sophomoric.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Fuck Early Admissions

1.) Why do you want to be invited to a sapphoric love fest by Nora or myself?

Because you both rock so very much.

2.) What qualifications do you have in such events?

I love women. Smart, funny, interesting, opinionated women. Am I in?

3.) What would make you the best woman for the job? I have superior experience and intimate knowlege of the female body. I have one after all.

4.) Do you know any crazy human tricks?
Um, well, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.


5.) How much do you love me? More than life itself. (ok, that was a lie, but I like you a whole lot)

 

[Nora]

Dental dams.

 

[Eumenides]

Ruby's in...(as if that's a surprise!)

Shall she be auditioned by nora, girly, or me??????

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

Re: Fuck Early Admissions

4.) Do you know any crazy human tricks?
Um, well, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

*cough*

That's a HELL YES! for Ruby!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I wanna be in the sophomoric part.
Can I bring my sausages?

 

[Eumenides]

Can I be the Simon Judge of this audition ?

Like "Simon Sez"?

 

[Eumenides]

I wanna be in the sophomoric part.
Can I bring my sausages?

Only if you leave the nipples at home.

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

Can I be the Simon Judge of this audition ?

No way, beotch. You're auditioning. Gotta git me summa dat Sirenita luvvin'!

 

[Eumenides]

American what????

 

[cybergirly]

Hon, I dont' think Sappho of Lesbos needed condoms.

You never know when a friend is going to be in need, it's best to be prepared.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

the nipples are the sausages.
no doy.

 

[bigrednz]

You must apply, interview and audition in order to get an invitation.

This excludes Ruby, Cybergirly, and Amelia, cuz they've auditioned in their own way.

Application questions:

1.) Why do you want to be invited to a sapphoric love fest by Nora or myself?

Because I like watching women make love to each other.


2.) What qualifications do you have in such events?

I'd bring Debbie with me.

3.) What would make you the best man for the job?

Because I'd bring Debbie with me.

4.) Do you know any crazy human tricks?

No, but I'd bring Debbie with me.

5.) How much do you love me?

Not as much as Debbie but I'm sure your really nice.

 

[Eumenides]

Bigrednz,

The administration is unsure of your intentions. You have not made it clear whether you wish an invitation for one, or if you are planning to bring the ever-sexy debbie with you. Please clarify in order for us to make the appropriate judgement regarding your progression in the love-fest selection process.




PV,

The administration is wary of inviting long nippled women to the fest. Please respond with advantages of said nipples immediately.

 

[Worm]

Can I hold peoples coats?