Poprockz
The perverted lady
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At first Parsley had thought it was a scam when she got the call. Apparently she had won the sweepstakes she had entered into on a whim while going to the arcade recently. She hadn’t thought she would win the grand prize- maybe just the wireless earbuds consolation prize at best. After all, luck had never really been her strong suit.
So naturally when she got the call she had treated it with the utmost skepticism despite the flutter in her heart. That is, until they requested that she come back to that arcade to pick up her prize. They weren’t “requiring only a shipping fee” like a lot of scams would have. It could have been a prank or a bait and switch, but on the off-chance it was legitimate she went to the arcade. There, she stood utterly shocked as they shook her hand and then had her sign a few forms. At the end of It, she left with the equipment, console, and a pre-order of the hottest new game on the market. More jarring still was the fact that it was among the first 100 to be pre-ordered which meant that she would have access to special perks.
There wasn’t much to look forward to in her life, being that she was a 24 year old cashier without a college degree. There were no skills that would help her into a higher paying job, and she wasn’t sure what she would even do if she were able to scrounge up the funds needed to do so. Simply put, she had no direction. She was treading water in a still lake that offered no solutions, nor sign of shore. Still, she found relief by occasionally hanging out with her friend Jenny, spending time with her cat Jangles, and going to the arcade when she had time. The shooter games were second-nature to her now, and her claw-machine technique was exemplary. She didn’t really need any stuffed animals or anything, so she had been saving up her tickets for a high prize. When the sweepstakes was announced, she figured it might be worth a shot.
When she reached her apartment and the shock wore off, she couldn’t help but feel excited. This was the most exciting thing to ever happen to her, and she knew she was in for quite a treat.
….
1 Month later (6 days after the release of the game)
“BBBBBBRRRRR!” The city horn blew loud and ominous, the vibration reverberating throughout the streets. The NPC’s started to scream and scramble to their homes, shouting that “they’re back! They’ve come to raid the city!”
“THEY HAVE A TROLL!” Someone hollered from the wall. “They’re coming! We need archers and spell casters above, and combat fighters below!”
“We can’t do this! We’re too low-level! We have to run o-or hide!” A spear-wielding man whimpered, holding an axe in trembling hands.
There were murmurs of agreement from the other fighters, but one glared at them and stood their ground. He was a tall man with a knight armor set, a traditional sword and shield in hand. “We’re the highest-level fighters this city has! If we don’t fight, that raiding party is going to slaughter all the beginners! And then what? We’ll have less people to fight with us in the future. And in case you haven’t forgotten, people DIE when their HP gets to zero. We have a responsibility to defend this city and its people! You’ve fought goblins before- where’s your courage?!”
“They have a fucking TROLL, man! We’ll never make it!” One of the women hissed back.
“We will make it, or we’ll put everything we have into making sure that as few of them get past us as possible!” The knight stood his ground. He then turned towards the drawbridge and said quietly, “we have to.”
The drawbridge was lowered and beyond it they could see the goblin raiding party hooting and hollering, a large troll lumbering slowly forward with a giant club in-hand.
Thwick.
One of the goblin shamans fell to the ground, the others not noticing for the moment.
Thwick.
The second goblin shaman dropped, and this time both the soldiers and the goblin party noticed that something was happening. With the shamans down, it would make it a lot safer for archers to be on the wall.
Thwick.
The troll roared as an arrow pierced its thick hide, hitting it right in the chest. The party could see its HP go down by a fifth, their eyes widening. There was a higher-level archer somewhere supporting them! Both fear and excitement settled on the group as they continued to wait with baited breath. An archer was bound to take some heat after the shots they made, and currently the entirety of the goblin party was available to focus their attention on that person.
However… it never happened.
The goblins looked around, confused as the arrows continued to come. One. Two. Three. Four! The troll groaned as it fell forward to the ground, dead and defeated. And still, the arrows continued to come.
“Come on! The troll is down and all that’s left is run-of-the-mill goblins! We can do this! We can win this raid!” The knight held up his sword and the group shouted with renewed vigor. The group charged out of the gate, other emboldened archers and spell casters settling on the wall and joining the fight. What might have been a massacre ended up being a victory, yet no one could say who the mystery archer was. When questioned, the other archers said they hadn’t seen anyone else on their part of the wall, but that one of them saw arrows coming from a part of one of the forward towers that was inaccessible to their knowledge.
Some speculated that it was a ghost of the city, or perhaps some sort of machinery set to activate when hostile forces approached. However, the arrows themselves looked to be ones recently purchased from one of the fletchers of the city. A rumor started going around that there was an invisible player within the walls.
The most valuable item from the raid was offered to whoever could come forward and prove that they were the archer, but no one was able to do so and the mystery person didn’t accept the reward.
7 Days later (13 days after the start of the game)
“Will he come?” One of the fighters murmured to their friend as the horn went off once more. The two traded nervous looks as the group waited to see what the watcher on the wall reported.
“We’ve got another goblin raiding party with… THEY’VE GOT TWO WARGS THIS TIME!”
The men and women paled at the news. Trolls were big and hit hard, but they were slow. Wargs were vicious and fairly quick. Once again they went back and forth on whether or not they wanted to stand and fight, but ultimately they decided to wait and see, hoping that the archer on high would assist them again.
They were not disappointed.
Clink. Clink. Clink.
They squinted, not having seen anyone in the goblin’s party having gone down. However, something soon streaked through the air and hit the ground, igniting the bottles of oil that had splattered all over the ground in front of the goblin’s path. The wargs balked, whimpering at the sight of fire, much to the frustration of the goblins.
Thwick! Thwick! Thwick!
Fire arrows started whizzing through the night air, hitting warg and goblin alike until both of the wargs were down and several goblins were screaming and on fire. The fire only lasted for so long though, and soon the path was open to the goblins once more. Either the archer had run out of fire arrows or was trying to conserve them, as normal arrows were now sniping goblins from afar.
“The Ballista is with us! Come on! Let’s do our part!” The knight roared in encouragement, the group surging out once more to defeat their attackers. Only two people were lost during the two raids, which was surprising given the statistics of the other cities.
Once more, people tried to figure out who the person was, mostly by staking out the fletcher to see who bought arrows. No one bought an exorbitant amount of arrows though, so the person escaped notice again.
…
The next day (14 days after release of the game)
Parsley bought plain oatmeal without add-ons, which got her the normal side-eye.
“You sure you don’t want some butter, hun? Maybe a little cream or fruit? It’s only a few coppers extra,” the cook offered, gesturing at the items in question with her ladle.
Though her mouth watered, Parsley shook her head and replied quietly with a polite, “no thank you.”
“Alright, suit yourself. I’m just sayin’- we’re stuck in this game with nothin’ to do but wait for when they figure out a tech fix. Might as well take the extras while we wait, huh?”
She shrugged and took her plate back to her table to eat alone. Blueberries, strawberries, butter, cream… those things sounded really good right now, but she needed to conserve every copper she could. The fletcher had a bow one could purchase with really good damage and scaling on it, and she wanted it badly. The raids were only going to get worse, so she wanted to do everything she could to keep up with the difficulty, come what may.
Another fun little thing the game had done besides making the place a death-trap was restore everyone’s presets so that they looked like whatever they did in real life. Though the caveat to that was that any aesthetic changes to their hair or skin remained the same. Thus, if one had given themselves pink hair and piercings, that would still reflect on their character designs. For her own character’s looks, she had opted to have short, curly turquoise hair but had not gone for any of the tattoos or piercings.
It was likely going to be another day of going out beyond the walls and grinding on low-level monsters to get coin and exp. That sort of thing got boring fast, but the fear of her possible demise was a good motivator to keep her on track.
So naturally when she got the call she had treated it with the utmost skepticism despite the flutter in her heart. That is, until they requested that she come back to that arcade to pick up her prize. They weren’t “requiring only a shipping fee” like a lot of scams would have. It could have been a prank or a bait and switch, but on the off-chance it was legitimate she went to the arcade. There, she stood utterly shocked as they shook her hand and then had her sign a few forms. At the end of It, she left with the equipment, console, and a pre-order of the hottest new game on the market. More jarring still was the fact that it was among the first 100 to be pre-ordered which meant that she would have access to special perks.
There wasn’t much to look forward to in her life, being that she was a 24 year old cashier without a college degree. There were no skills that would help her into a higher paying job, and she wasn’t sure what she would even do if she were able to scrounge up the funds needed to do so. Simply put, she had no direction. She was treading water in a still lake that offered no solutions, nor sign of shore. Still, she found relief by occasionally hanging out with her friend Jenny, spending time with her cat Jangles, and going to the arcade when she had time. The shooter games were second-nature to her now, and her claw-machine technique was exemplary. She didn’t really need any stuffed animals or anything, so she had been saving up her tickets for a high prize. When the sweepstakes was announced, she figured it might be worth a shot.
When she reached her apartment and the shock wore off, she couldn’t help but feel excited. This was the most exciting thing to ever happen to her, and she knew she was in for quite a treat.
….
1 Month later (6 days after the release of the game)
“BBBBBBRRRRR!” The city horn blew loud and ominous, the vibration reverberating throughout the streets. The NPC’s started to scream and scramble to their homes, shouting that “they’re back! They’ve come to raid the city!”
“THEY HAVE A TROLL!” Someone hollered from the wall. “They’re coming! We need archers and spell casters above, and combat fighters below!”
“We can’t do this! We’re too low-level! We have to run o-or hide!” A spear-wielding man whimpered, holding an axe in trembling hands.
There were murmurs of agreement from the other fighters, but one glared at them and stood their ground. He was a tall man with a knight armor set, a traditional sword and shield in hand. “We’re the highest-level fighters this city has! If we don’t fight, that raiding party is going to slaughter all the beginners! And then what? We’ll have less people to fight with us in the future. And in case you haven’t forgotten, people DIE when their HP gets to zero. We have a responsibility to defend this city and its people! You’ve fought goblins before- where’s your courage?!”
“They have a fucking TROLL, man! We’ll never make it!” One of the women hissed back.
“We will make it, or we’ll put everything we have into making sure that as few of them get past us as possible!” The knight stood his ground. He then turned towards the drawbridge and said quietly, “we have to.”
The drawbridge was lowered and beyond it they could see the goblin raiding party hooting and hollering, a large troll lumbering slowly forward with a giant club in-hand.
Thwick.
One of the goblin shamans fell to the ground, the others not noticing for the moment.
Thwick.
The second goblin shaman dropped, and this time both the soldiers and the goblin party noticed that something was happening. With the shamans down, it would make it a lot safer for archers to be on the wall.
Thwick.
The troll roared as an arrow pierced its thick hide, hitting it right in the chest. The party could see its HP go down by a fifth, their eyes widening. There was a higher-level archer somewhere supporting them! Both fear and excitement settled on the group as they continued to wait with baited breath. An archer was bound to take some heat after the shots they made, and currently the entirety of the goblin party was available to focus their attention on that person.
However… it never happened.
The goblins looked around, confused as the arrows continued to come. One. Two. Three. Four! The troll groaned as it fell forward to the ground, dead and defeated. And still, the arrows continued to come.
“Come on! The troll is down and all that’s left is run-of-the-mill goblins! We can do this! We can win this raid!” The knight held up his sword and the group shouted with renewed vigor. The group charged out of the gate, other emboldened archers and spell casters settling on the wall and joining the fight. What might have been a massacre ended up being a victory, yet no one could say who the mystery archer was. When questioned, the other archers said they hadn’t seen anyone else on their part of the wall, but that one of them saw arrows coming from a part of one of the forward towers that was inaccessible to their knowledge.
Some speculated that it was a ghost of the city, or perhaps some sort of machinery set to activate when hostile forces approached. However, the arrows themselves looked to be ones recently purchased from one of the fletchers of the city. A rumor started going around that there was an invisible player within the walls.
The most valuable item from the raid was offered to whoever could come forward and prove that they were the archer, but no one was able to do so and the mystery person didn’t accept the reward.
7 Days later (13 days after the start of the game)
“Will he come?” One of the fighters murmured to their friend as the horn went off once more. The two traded nervous looks as the group waited to see what the watcher on the wall reported.
“We’ve got another goblin raiding party with… THEY’VE GOT TWO WARGS THIS TIME!”
The men and women paled at the news. Trolls were big and hit hard, but they were slow. Wargs were vicious and fairly quick. Once again they went back and forth on whether or not they wanted to stand and fight, but ultimately they decided to wait and see, hoping that the archer on high would assist them again.
They were not disappointed.
Clink. Clink. Clink.
They squinted, not having seen anyone in the goblin’s party having gone down. However, something soon streaked through the air and hit the ground, igniting the bottles of oil that had splattered all over the ground in front of the goblin’s path. The wargs balked, whimpering at the sight of fire, much to the frustration of the goblins.
Thwick! Thwick! Thwick!
Fire arrows started whizzing through the night air, hitting warg and goblin alike until both of the wargs were down and several goblins were screaming and on fire. The fire only lasted for so long though, and soon the path was open to the goblins once more. Either the archer had run out of fire arrows or was trying to conserve them, as normal arrows were now sniping goblins from afar.
“The Ballista is with us! Come on! Let’s do our part!” The knight roared in encouragement, the group surging out once more to defeat their attackers. Only two people were lost during the two raids, which was surprising given the statistics of the other cities.
Once more, people tried to figure out who the person was, mostly by staking out the fletcher to see who bought arrows. No one bought an exorbitant amount of arrows though, so the person escaped notice again.
…
The next day (14 days after release of the game)
Parsley bought plain oatmeal without add-ons, which got her the normal side-eye.
“You sure you don’t want some butter, hun? Maybe a little cream or fruit? It’s only a few coppers extra,” the cook offered, gesturing at the items in question with her ladle.
Though her mouth watered, Parsley shook her head and replied quietly with a polite, “no thank you.”
“Alright, suit yourself. I’m just sayin’- we’re stuck in this game with nothin’ to do but wait for when they figure out a tech fix. Might as well take the extras while we wait, huh?”
She shrugged and took her plate back to her table to eat alone. Blueberries, strawberries, butter, cream… those things sounded really good right now, but she needed to conserve every copper she could. The fletcher had a bow one could purchase with really good damage and scaling on it, and she wanted it badly. The raids were only going to get worse, so she wanted to do everything she could to keep up with the difficulty, come what may.
Another fun little thing the game had done besides making the place a death-trap was restore everyone’s presets so that they looked like whatever they did in real life. Though the caveat to that was that any aesthetic changes to their hair or skin remained the same. Thus, if one had given themselves pink hair and piercings, that would still reflect on their character designs. For her own character’s looks, she had opted to have short, curly turquoise hair but had not gone for any of the tattoos or piercings.
It was likely going to be another day of going out beyond the walls and grinding on low-level monsters to get coin and exp. That sort of thing got boring fast, but the fear of her possible demise was a good motivator to keep her on track.
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