Santa's in New Zealand, Quick! Git Him!

[Demian]

Santa, I want...

Jesus, wut're ya givin' away?

 

[tmuyo]

baps the old jolly bastard a few dozen times with an aluminum bat.

"dear god, what did you do," i shout loudly for all in demian's house to hear.

as i turn to run, santa mutters an elven gypsy curse, "cheer"

as i run, a stupid grin appears across my face that refused to be put away.

 

[Demian]

I Don't Know wut that Meanz...

But I'll take it!

Merry Christmas

 

[tmuyo]

i'm guessing you were lucky enough not to see the retarded movie "thinner" where the main character is cursed by an old gypsy with a curse that makes him lose weight till he becomes a skeleton.

anyway, merry christmas to all you crazy new zelanders.

 

[Demian]

Unfortunately

I did see that movie

But I still don't get it

So Git Him!!!!!

 

[tmuyo]

goes back and repeated clubs santa's cooling body.

there, now where's my present/money. being the first person to kill the jolly old fat man should be worth more than eternal damnation.

 

[Debbie]

i'm guessing you were lucky enough not to see the retarded movie "thinner" where the main character is cursed by an old gypsy with a curse that makes him lose weight till he becomes a skeleton.

anyway, merry christmas to all you crazy new zelanders.

Crazy? I ain't crazy at all. But then what is normal? Merry Christmas tmuyo

PS the movie Thinner was originally written by Stephen King. Amongst my favourites.

 

[Demian]

Foster Mom

When I wuz in the second grade, I realized Santa wasn't real

But when the Santa at the department store asked me for my new address, I wuz thrown for a Loop...I ended up getting the Green Hornet car I wanted...Still thrown for a Loop

 

[p_p_man]

No he's not! This very second he's on my TV in London, UK in a film with Dudley Moore...

That Santa, he gets everywhere...

 

[April]

Ohh, let me at 'im! There's something I want very badly.

 

[p_p_man]

Ohh, let me at 'im! There's something I want very badly.

I don't really think his sack's big enough...

But I may be wrong.

 

[April]

You never know.
Just what do you think I have in mind?

 

[p_p_man]

You never know.
Just what do you think I have in mind?

*flees from thread*

 

[Demian]

Dunno'

Can I watch?

Oh, oh

Moving in Stereo iz on the Radio
Got a Car?

 

[April]

*flees from thread*

LMAO!!

Chicken

 

[tmuyo]

*comes back to this thread in a chicken costume*

"april? april? did you say you wanted chicken?"

 

[April]

Hehehe Good one.