Santa, I can explain.

[greeneyedvirgin]

Dear Santa,

I swear that when I bake all those cookies at Christmas time and give them away, I'm not really bribing the cops, even though I have never gotten pulled over. Honest.

I'm a good girl, a really good girl just ask the guys I flirt with on here. They asked me for those pictures, too! And what are you doing on here anyways? Does Mrs. Claus know? You're the one being naughty!!!!

And don't you look at me like that. I left you cookies when I was little. What was that? Oh, grow up you fat bastard. At least I don't play with elves!!!!

Now bring me my damn presents!!!!!

 

[walkingeagle]

Dear Santa,

I swear that when I bake all those cookies at Christmas time and give them away, I'm not really bribing the cops, even though I have never gotten pulled over. Honest.

I'm a good girl, a really good girl just ask the guys I flirt with on here. And what are you doing on here anyways? Does Mrs. Claus know? You're the one being naughty!!!!

And don't you look at me like that. I left you cookies when I was little. What was that? Oh, grow up you fat bastard. At least I don't play with elves!!!!

Now bring me my damn presents!!!!!

Santa,
The pie is just too tempting---

 

[tender_elf]

Dear Santa,

I swear that when I bake all those cookies at Christmas time and give them away, I'm not really bribing the cops, even though I have never gotten pulled over. Honest.

I'm a good girl, a really good girl just ask the guys I flirt with on here. They asked me for those pictures, too! And what are you doing on here anyways? Does Mrs. Claus know? You're the one being naughty!!!!

And don't you look at me like that. I left you cookies when I was little. What was that? Oh, grow up you fat bastard. At least I don't play with elves!!!!

Now bring me my damn presents!!!!!

Hey someone has to play with the elves.....we elves NEED love.

 

[GothAngelBabe]

Dear Santa,

Its been ages I haven't asked you for anything.
You know all I want. Please wrap it and send it soon,
Before I have to take matters into my own hands.

I am naughty and nice, mostly nice.
Why can't I have my spice,
That I so long for,
Just drop it by my door.

I will thank you for it later on.

 

[PerkyT_T]

Hey someone has to play with the elves.....we elves NEED love.

Bwahahaha...snort.

CuteOhSoCute, LilElf.

 

[cliteatingman]

Mrs. Claus told me you wouldn't mind if I went down on her. She said after you go down on her, it is impossible to tell that she just shaved her pussy

 

[sxydiva]

Dear Santa,

He wanted me to masturbate over him I swear it's true. I can't help myself. He just makes me so hot.

Besides I know you stroke it to porn when Mrs Claus ain't around. Yeah you like being bad too.

Now who's being naughty hmmm???

So you can't judge me cause you like it too.


Stephanie a.k.a. sxydiva

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Santa,

In all honesty, there's no reason for me to explain. You've been watching me, you know my motives. But I am curious... wouldn't you rather paddle me while I'm in my stockings than leave coal in a stocking?

-Me