Purple Haze
Literally Stimulated
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There's an old guy I know that dons the suit every year. Not some cheap Sears catalog thing with the bogus plastic strap-on boot uppers, but a beautifully made one with fur. His hair and beard are professionally groomed, his belt of real leather. The pride he takes in his uniform rivals the Marines I've met.
He makes his rounds every year to homeless shelters and day-care centers. He cares not if you are a Christian, Jew, Black, White or Atheist. Santa Claus is for everyone. The magic he creates when he appears, shakin' those sleigh bells, is as real as the nose on your face.
He politely turns down numerous "professional jobs" offered because they dig his "authenticity." The temptation to grab some ass in a bar would be too much for most (he doesn't mind a lady on his lap, go figure). It would be unthinkable to him to tarnish the good name St. Nick still retains in our commercialized society. This guy is generous all year round, but why does he wear the suit once a year?
He must feel bitter because his parents lied to him as a child.
NOT!
There's an old guy I know that dons the suit every year. Not some cheap Sears catalog thing with the bogus plastic strap-on boot uppers, but a beautifully made one with fur. His hair and beard are professionally groomed, his belt of real leather. The pride he takes in his uniform rivals the Marines I've met.
He makes his rounds every year to homeless shelters and day-care centers. He cares not if you are a Christian, Jew, Black, White or Atheist. Santa Claus is for everyone. The magic he creates when he appears, shakin' those sleigh bells, is as real as the nose on your face.
He politely turns down numerous "professional jobs" offered because they dig his "authenticity." The temptation to grab some ass in a bar would be too much for most (he doesn't mind a lady on his lap, go figure). It would be unthinkable to him to tarnish the good name St. Nick still retains in our commercialized society. This guy is generous all year round, but why does he wear the suit once a year?
He must feel bitter because his parents lied to him as a child.
NOT!
