Santa Claus is cumming to town...

[Santa Claus]

HO HO HO!!

Santa wants all the good little boys and girls of Lit to hop up on his lap and tell him what they want for Chistmas.

Santa knows if you've been bad or good, and if you've been good Santa might just give you what you want.

But if you've been bad, and Santa doesn't mean bad in a good way, Santa might not be able to help you this year.

HO HO HO!! HO HO HO!!

Which one of you little boys and girls wants to go first?

 

[Guest]

Me first!

I want sex. Lots and lots of sex.

 

[sunstruck]

Santa wants all the good little boys and girls of Lit to hop up on his lap

Santa's bi?

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Put down the gun Santa!

 

[marksgirl]

I want a few new toys Santa

 

[EarthWind]

Me first!

I want sex. Lots and lots of sex.

Me too!!

 

[Santa Claus]

Me first!

I want sex. Lots and lots of sex.

HO HO HO!!

Storm has been a good little boy this year.

Santa will be leaving one hot fucking female elf in your stocking to take car of all your needs.

Merry Christmas!!

HO HO HO!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Santa Claus]

Re: Re: Santa Claus is cumming to town...

Santa's bi?

Santa has helpers. You're on the edge of being naughty, Sunstruck.

 

[Guest]

Look what Ronald got...

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Santa Claus is cumming to town...

Santa has helpers. You're on the edge of being naughty, Sunstruck.

Who me? lol I'm the least naughty little girl here. Bring me Heath Ledger in a red ribbon and nothing else.

 

[Guest]

HO HO HO!!

Storm has been a good little boy this year.

Santa will be leaving one hot fucking female elf in your stocking to take car of all your needs.

Merry Christmas!!

HO HO HO!!

Aw, thanks Santa!

 

[Santa Claus]

I want a few new toys Santa

Santa doesn't see you on his list at all. How can you go a whole year without being naughty or nice?

Santa might have a lump of coal for you.

 

[Santa Claus]

Me too!!

No sex for you. Santa thinks you should try again next year. Be nicer. Or naughtier.

 

[Santa Claus]

Oh Santa, What is that popping up between us as I sit on your lap?

It's a candy cane. What did you think?

HO HO HO!!

 

[Santa Claus]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Santa Claus is cumming to town...

Who me? lol I'm the least naughty little girl here. Bring me Heath Ledger in a red ribbon and nothing else.

How about a fat man in an overcoat?

HO HO HO!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

It also developed a wet spot when I rubbed it

Sticky, too?

 

[Santa Claus]

It also developed a wet spot when I rubbed it

If you taste it it's peppermint.

HO HO HO!!

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Santa Claus is cumming to town...

How about a fat man in an overcoat?

HO HO HO!!

Hmmm I don't know...is he jolly? Does he have something big to go under my...tree?

 

[Santa Claus]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Santa Claus is cumming to town...

Hmmm I don't know...is he jolly? Does he have something big to go under my...tree?

He does have something big, he prefers to slide it down your chimney.

HO HO HO!!

 

[marksgirl]

Santa doesn't see you on his list at all. How can you go a whole year without being naughty or nice?

Santa might have a lump of coal for you.

Oh Santa your list must be WRONG! I've been very naughty and it's been very nice!

Now fork over my toys !!!!!!!

 

[EarthWind]

No sex for you. Santa thinks you should try again next year. Be nicer. Or naughtier.

@ Santa

 

[Santa Claus]

Oh Santa your list must be WRONG! I've been very naughty and it's been very nice!

Now fork over my toys !!!!!!!

Santa made a list. He checked it twice. You're not under naughty or nice.

HO HO HO!!

 

[sunstruck]

So where am I on this list you have? lol