'Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me'

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Would this offend you? Or is the 'outrage' yet another case of PC overload?

I mean, the thing was actually made by mental healthcare users, poking fun at themselves. And as such it was probably therapeutic for them. And the person getting offended and whithdrawn is not anybody it could be said it's aimed at.

Personally, I think it's awesome, and song #5 and #9 made me sputter coffee all over my keyboard.


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'Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me': Mental health charity sparks outrage with spoof Christmas carols

Last updated at 14:19pm on 20th December 2007

A bad taste top ten of Christmas carols poking fun at mental illness has been slammed as "degrading" and "insensitive" after it was published with the backing of a social services department.

The booklet contains a list titled "Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed".

It then names psychiatric conditions and suggests festive songs which would suit the illness.

They include: Schizophrenia - "Do You Hear What I Hear?"; Multiple personality disorder - "We Three Kings Disorientated Are"; and Paranoid - "Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me"; and Dementia - "I Think I'll be Home for Christmas".

Attention Deficit Disorder - "Silent Night Holy, oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?"; and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells."

The magazine, called Marooned, is produced by users of the Cromwell House mental health facility in Eccles, Salford.

That unit is staffed by Salford Council care workers and others employed by the Bolton, Salford and Trafford Mental Health NHS Trust.

Issued four times a year, it is for users of mental health services and is produced by an editorial board made up of users with staff on hand should they need advice.

It was distributed in Salford's psychiatric clinics and drop-in centres but after a complaint from the daughter of a mental health patient, the current winter edition of the booklet has been withdrawn.

Zinette Camille, who has a family member who suffered with mental illness for 19 years made a formal complaint after picking up the magazine at the Meadowbrook psychiatric unit in the grounds of Hope Hospital.

Zinette, from Cheetham Hill, Manchester, said: "I could not believe what I was reading. I was astonished that it could be so insensitive.

"I was angry that they could belittle people in that manner. I phoned up the council to express my concerns and someone at the magazine asked if I would like to write in and say why I found it offensive.

"They said the magazine was for server users and that they had not had a problem running it for 15 years.

"I said their response was not really good enough and asked whether it was not vetted by someone in authority.

"It is very degrading, and the offending page says 'Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed' - people with mental health issues have a disability - they are not disturbed."

A spokesperson for the magazine's editorial board said: "No offence was intended by the feature and we apologise sincerely for any distress caused. The magazine will now be recalled and the article removed.

"We have spoken to Miss Camille and have invited her down to meet the editorial board which is made up entirely of mental health service users.

"We have also said that we would be happy to include her response to the feature in the next edition of the magazine - an invitation we would extend to any other readers who have opinions on the piece or any other articles."

A spokesman for Salford City Council said future editions of the magazine would be subjected to closer vetting.

Richard Colwill, spokesman for mental health charity Sane said: "Whilst no one wants to cause offence it would be a shame if people cannot poke a bit of fun at themselves particularly at this time of year.

"Laughter can be the best medicine but of course we are sorry to hear some people have been upset by the booklet."

The ten Christmas Carols as featured in Marooned:
1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disorientated Are

3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
 
As a sufferer of mental illness I suspect Ms. Camille has issues of her own.

Being able to laugh at your affliction is a good sign of health.
 
My favorites:

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?

#7 and #9 had me ROFLMAO!

Miss Camilie needs to either get a life or use some of those mental health services herself if she doesn't understand why these would be as hilarious to those with problems as those without. I hope no one is intimidated by her or forced to stop putting out this marvelous mag
 
Laughing at afflictions. I do it quite a lot. I know lots of other people that laugh at their own disorders. But the thing about it, and this is where it gets complicated and my line is drawn, I laugh about the words or the disorder, not the people.

Some might say it actively promotes or at least ignores public prejudice, but I tend to think that, that is the public's problem, not mine. I do however bow to any pressure brought by thoughtlessness on my part and, like smoking, will refrain if someone objects in company

The place where I draw my line is with regard to fat or ugly jokes. I've yet to find one that is funny in its delivery, intent or structure, they tend almost always to be about people rather than the words. (Roy 'Chubby' Brown being an exception, his fat jokes are about himself)

Conversely I laugh hugely at skinny and beautiful-but-stupid jokes. (Maybe that's just me obsessing about being fat and ugly)

Two of my favourite jokes in 'Scrubs' were: When the janitor demands that Carla gets the 'borderline anorexic' that works in the canteen to go on a date with him. But first she has to eat a sandwich.

The other one was a running gag about the 'tackling alzheimers patient' who appears throughout the episode diving at people and shouting 'Who Am I?'

Do you know what David Beckham's favourite joke is?

Everybody wonders why he wears an mp3 headset all day long, in training, in the dressing room, in the shower, absolutely everywhere. One day Alex Ferguson took the headphones to listen and all he could here was "Breath in.... Breath out... Breath in..."



Favourite quote from 'Scrubs' "I love you all and there's not a damn thing you can do about it"
 
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