Sanity Check

[R. Richard]

Ermmmmmm........how does one check sanity???

Please check your sanity at the door!

 

[Guest]

my reality is insanity...but then, im sure that alot of people might say that very same thing.
just because my eldest says her homeboy is jesus and we have lengthy discussions about it, does not constitute a straight jacket affair.no, my friends, it is the highway to enlightenment. follow me. follow us. see the glory of our faithlessness and be HEALED! amen sistafriend!
can i get a shout out?
.......

 

[lil_elvis]

my reality is insanity...but then, im sure that alot of people might say that very same thing.
just because my eldest says her homeboy is jesus and we have lengthy discussions about it, does not constitute a straight jacket affair.no, my friends, it is the highway to enlightenment. follow me. follow us. see the glory of our faithlessness and be HEALED! amen sistafriend!
can i get a shout out?
.......

Put your hands on the keyboard and say

"I believe!"

 

[Guest]

Put your hands on the keyboard and say

"I believe!"

you have just made yourself the ambassador to the VellaEvangelicalEvangelism-ist!

Bless you child for you have sinned and continue to do so.

 

[lil_elvis]

you have just made yourself the ambassador to the VellaEvangelicalEvangelism-ist!

Bless you child for you have sinned and continue to do so.

And verily, they anointed his head with oil.

 

[TheEarl]

Bless you child for you have sinned and continue to do so.

... Original sin, that's a hellish idea isn't it? You go to the priest and say, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I... I poked a badger with a spoon!"
"Ooh, I've never heard that one before, that's an original sin. Okay, say five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollys."
Next person comes in and says, "Forgive me father, I slept with my neighbour's wife."
"Heard it!"

It's different in the Church of England, because you go there and say, "Vicar, I've done many bad things."
"Well, so have I!"
"What should I do?"
"Drink five Bloody Marys and you won't remember it anymore."

Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill

The Earl

 

[hugo_sam]

Where

Hey! I checked my sanity... I just can't remember where. Maybe when I checked my hat.
Anyone see it let me know.

Hugo

 

[Liar]

I want a sanity chick.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I want a sanity chick.

To help you find yours or to help you lose it?

 

[Kassiana]

Just remember, you can't cash a sanity check.

 

[Guest]

I want a sanity chick.

oh...i thought you said a sanitary clock
and i was like...
did he mean a sanitary napkin? cuz.. hes a guy but hey....fetish is as fetish does.

 

[elsol]

I prefer a hygiene check.

They're more useful... if I'm insane I could still get laid, but if I'm funky my chances seriously decrease.

Thus it is more important for me to be clean than sane.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[LadyJeanne]

I prefer a hygiene check.

They're more useful... if I'm insane I could still get laid, but if I'm funky my chances seriously decrease.

Thus it is more important for me to be clean than sane.

Sincerely,
ElSol

It's really hard to argue with logic like that.

 

[joeys-game]

And you trust trees, the mythomaniac, paranoid bastards?

Didn't you hear?
The leaves are the paranoid bastards, the tree's are to blame for that..fuckin trees man !

 

[Liar]

.fuckin trees man !

And risk splinterns? No thanks.

 

[hugo_sam]

Sanity
Sanity don't come around but once a year in December when the reindeer bring him.

 

[elsol]

And risk splinterns? No thanks.

Hey! Don't know it until you've tried it.

The pain is somewhat refreshing.

sincerely,
ElSol

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

... Original sin, that's a hellish idea isn't it? You go to the priest and say, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I... I poked a badger with a spoon!"
"Ooh, I've never heard that one before, that's an original sin. Okay, say five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollys."
Next person comes in and says, "Forgive me father, I slept with my neighbour's wife."
"Heard it!"

It's different in the Church of England, because you go there and say, "Vicar, I've done many bad things."
"Well, so have I!"
"What should I do?"
"Drink five Bloody Marys and you won't remember it anymore."

Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill

The Earl

I love Eddie Izzard. He's hilarious.

 

[elsol]

I love Eddie Izzard. He's hilarious.

Cake or Death!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[SeaCat]

I don't suffer from insanity. Remember that if you think you're insnane then you aren't.

Cat

(I suffer froma warped form of sanity.)

 

[hugo_sam]

I don't suffer from insanity. Remember that if you think you're insnane then you aren't.

Cat

(I suffer froma warped form of sanity.)

I agree Cat,

I don't suffer from insanity either. It doesn't mean I'm not insane, I just don't suffer. Everyone else does.

Hugo

 

[minsue]

Remember that if you think you're insnane then you aren't.

I've oft wondered if that's true or if I'm just so insane that even I can see it....

 

[SeaCat]

I recently saw a T-Shirt that said it better than I ever could have:
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

Cat

 

[AppleBiter]

singing *. . . insane in the membrane . . . insane in the brain . . . *

 

[hugo_sam]

singing *. . . insane in the membrane . . . insane in the brain . . . *

keeping singing** Oh! I'm singing in the insane, I'm singing in the insane,

(Where's Gene Kelly when you need him?)

Hugo