Salvation through sex

[Rubyfruit]

I believe I can be saved.

You too.

All of us.

Praise sex.

 

[Saint Peter]

And on the eighth day Ruby created the orgasm and it was good.

 

[Nora]

Sing it, bruthas n' sistahs!

 

[Killswitch]

I was sure this was going to be a "I flirted with the guy at the counter of the salvation army when I went and donated all the boxes that person layed off on me" thread.

 

[Killswitch]

I can see Ruby in a confessional, confessing her sins holding her anal beads....

 

[Saint Peter]

"Thanks for this round, red piece of fruit Nora. Are you really sure it did not come from Ruby's Tree of Life? She told us not to eat those."

 

[Nora]

"Thanks for this round, red piece of fruit Nora. Are you really sure it did not come from Ruby's Tree of Life? She told us not to eat those."

Now, PeteyPornPopper...would *I* do something THAT evil?

 

[Saint Peter]

Now, PeteyPornPopper...would *I* do something THAT evil?

Noooooooooooo. You are almost as saintly as myself Nora.












<coff>

 

[Nora]

Ripe, red, tasty fruit is just what you need for that cough, PeteyPooper.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I can see Ruby in a confessional, confessing her sins holding her anal beads....

As long as I'm on my knees.

 

[Killswitch]

Say five Hail Headboards, go and sin no mo.

 

[teddybear4play]

When I eat this wafer, does it become your body?

I have seen the Promised Land.

TB4p

 

[Rubyfruit]

When I eat this wafer, does it become your body?

When it melts on your tongue, think of me.

When you stroke in my name, you won't be alone.

When you spray the alter with your offering, it will be received.

 

[Smiley777]

Amen.

 

[Rhys]

Amen!

 

[Ham Murabi]

When it melts on your tongue, think of me.

When you stroke in my name, you won't be alone.

When you spray the alter with your offering, it will be received.

I'm sensing a new religion here, one featuring the Father, the Son, and the Holy Most, Ms. Ruby.










By the way, having sex kept me from posting to this thread earlier.

 

[bknight2602]

I believe I can be saved.

You too.

All of us.

Praise sex.

Now I just need to find some sex. Here kitty kitty

 

[MNGuy]

I believe I can be saved.

You too.

All of us.

Praise sex.

Praise SEX!

 

[richard_daily]

Now there's a religion I can get behind. Literally.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Quit raising false rubyfruit alarms. Men are popping boners here.

 

[MNGuy]

Quit raising false rubyfruit alarms. Men are popping boners here.

I was searching for something, and just had to do it.

bwahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[Candith_Arnette]

Sexual Healing

 

[LukkyKnight]

Quit raising false rubyfruit alarms. Men are popping boners here.

One has to wonder why people dig up old threads, but if you're going to do so this is a fairly fine example of feminine pulchritude to work with.

 

[pipercatt]

One has to wonder why people dig up old threads, but if you're going to do so this is a fairly fine example of feminine pulchritude to work with.

Amen.

I miss Ruby...