Saloon Upstairs Action!

[Silverkid19]

anyone into Far West sex?

 

[Carnevil9]

How about rodeo sex?

That's where you get your woman on her hands and knees, and mount her from behind. Then you whisper in her ear "This is how your sister likes it!" and then try to hang on for nine seconds.

 

[ChuckWolf]

I have an idea for an old west story that involves a rancher trying to save his property by joining in a high stakes poker game in a saloon (run & owned by the local Madam, who runs the town).

However, the rancher soon finds out there's a twist: under the poker table, prostitutes will be sucking off the players, while 2 prostitutes tease and kiss each player.

Anyone who cums, immediately is disqualified and they forfeit their money.

The Madam wants the rancher's property, so after a few hands, she tells the other whores to take their break.

The rancher has to somehow compete while getting distracted by the whores (especially the one sucking him off) who are also trying to sabotage his game by "accidentally" revealing his hand.

 

[Silverkid19]

wowww thank you

can imagine a mature madame recruiting some widows after so many duels, and those widows in saloon attires, teaching upstairs the young guns like billy the kid how to properly treat a lady.

 

[nonverbalcommunication]

Actually in the sport of rodeo it's not 9 seconds it's 8 seconds.

I used that in a story once...

FMC: "What do you mean? I'm a virgin..."

BFF: "What about Bobby?"

FMC: "Rides under eight seconds don't get scored."

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Lol!!