Saint Pete's Home for Old Lit Folks

[Batch]

How will you be spending your golden years?

 

[oggbashan]

As I do now.

Writing stories and posts when I'm not looking after grandchildren nor being a community activist.

 

[Batch]

As I do now.

Writing stories and posts when I'm not looking after grandchildren nor being a community activist.

Bless your heart, you are quite a dear. Thank you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Being quite dead, I'm sure, and definitely not terrorizing the neighborhood on my straight pipe moped.

 

[Batch]

Being quite dead, I'm sure, and definitely not terrorizing the neighborhood on my straight pipe moped.

Hey, verbally abuse the Moped is not cool. It is quite the dashing vehicle. And comfy, too.

Abuse St. Pete but not the moped.

 

[Saint Peter]

It stinks in here.

 

[lovetoread]

I wanna see the basement of his old folks house.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Partially depleted 2 cycle fuel exhaust.

 

[Saint Peter]

I wanna see the basement of his old folks house.

Bingo starts down there in a hour!

 

[ksmybuttons]

It stinks in here.

That's because old people and the young have a slight odor of poo about them.

 

[Sean]

I'm looking forward to being an obnoxious arsehole in public with no consequences.

Oh, wait, I already do that.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

Old folks

Bingo starts down there in a hour!

When I was in my late 20's I would take my Mom to the VFW Hall so she could play bingo. I would flirt with some of her friends and established some very good friendships.

Now that I am older I find that younger folks enjoy playing Bingo so I am looking forward to hanging out at the Bingo Hall.

 

[Batch]

It stinks in here.

Only since you wandered in with your robe all undone.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm looking forward to being an obnoxious arsehole in public with no consequences.

Oh, wait, I already do that.

 

[Batch]

When I was in my late 20's I would take my Mom to the VFW Hall so she could play bingo. I would flirt with some of her friends and established some very good friendships.

Now that I am older I find that younger folks enjoy playing Bingo so I am looking forward to hanging out at the Bingo Hall.

You've the sound of a good soul.

 

[Batch]

I wanna see the basement of his old folks house.

No. You really don't. He held Naughtycakes hostage one Easter.

 

[Batch]

Bingo starts down there in a hour!

No. No it doesn't, there is nothing to see there. It's a trick to capture folks, do not go into the basement.

 

[pink]

*comes wobblin in on my cane*

 

[Squibbs]

It stinks in here.

Try washing the asshooks.

 

[ksmybuttons]

*comes wobblin in on my cane*

Chronology has nothing to do with ability.

 

[islandman]

I bet only old Lit. women are allowed in.

 

[Saint Peter]

I bet only old Lit. women are allowed in.

Not true.

As a matter of fact, the list shows that you will be bunking with Ish and AJ.

Enjoy!

 

[Noor]

Taking over the world, of course!

 

[islandman]

Not true.

As a matter of fact, the list shows that you will be bunking with Ish and AJ.

Enjoy!

MONA!

PETE'S BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN!

 

[unregistered]