Saint Peter

[Saint Peter]

...

attempts to bite at my ankles is a bit entertaining, tbh

So fuck a chicken
lick a chicken
suck a chicken
beat a chicken
Eat a chicken like it's a big cock
ba-ca-BA-KAWK!

Or suck a dick
and lick a dick
and eat a dick
and stick a dick
In your mouth

I'm done you can fuck off

fucka-FUCK-OFF!

~Eminem

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Pookie]

Only if it is the Sino-Korean Friendship Bridge!

And not the one Eyer lives under.

 

[yossi]

I'm very subdued with color - I'm always afraid I'll make a ghastly mistake and end up with combinations that look atrocious.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aglaopheme]

I was thinking something like this.....

http://data.whicdn.com/images/119805585/large.jpg

Inspirational for sure.

I changed the color of a garage from deep red to white. After the first coat of Kilz dried it was pink pink. After the second it was pink.

It was a pain in the ass but probably a good thing. The wood was in terrible shape when I started. All of that priming sealed it and the white looked great for years.

Kilz is the shit. You faired better than I.

I almost never paint anything white. Some of our ceilings have some white in them but will take me years to do,it's a job I normally do in winter but haven't done any yet this year, ooops. The bathroom here has white woodwork. I think that's it. The ceiling in there is pale grey ( walls are a mixture of that colour above a picture rail height and dark grey. It's oddly restrained for me. Inside the cabinetry I painted everything s sort of pale orange/ bright coral colour though. To wake one up in the morning when you grab your tooth brush.

I was visiting a friend's place near the Spanish Steps. He had a two story lofted flat in the family estate. Every inch of it including the ceiling was painted blue. I found it maddening.

I'm very subdued with color - I'm always afraid I'll make a ghastly mistake and end up with combinations that look atrocious.

I can't recall the name of it right now, but I have a great book on colors somewhere. It's great for all kinds of decorating projects from paint to china.

 

[yossi]

I see them do that in decorating magazines, and the like, and it amazes me that it can look so amazing. I try something like that and it's as if a three year old was in charge, haphazardly picking things with no end result in mind.

 

[Lancecastor]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.62414425.9782/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.62414425.9782/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg

Help, help. I can't find the penis.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Emerson40]

What can I say…
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/40/2f/72/402f72a96726c99d47ea5e838c8c7fe4.jpg

http://graceclinic.org/graceclinic/images/histrionic.jpg


If the masquerade mask fits...

I wonder if the improbable reduced posting schedule in 2017 is doctor prescribed.

 

[Emerson40]

Ooooh, what kind of red? True red? Scarlet? Crimson? Aren't red words beautiful?

Vermilion.

 

[Farrah]

This is all very odd. Petey has been one of my very favorites since I joined. Truly one of the sweetest and funniest posters on the GB. And I have it on good authority that he's the same in RL.

Very odd.

 

[Wings]

He's the worst. The absolute worst.

 

[glynndah]

I like Petey.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Pete's the dog's bollocks.

 

[Queertag45]

This is all very odd. Petey has been one of my very favorites since I joined. Truly one of the sweetest and funniest posters on the GB. And I have it on good authority that he's the same in RL.

Very odd.

Dishrag makes friends based on AJ's approval and their hatred of RDS. If you don't meet those requirements then you are a progressive lib, or something like that. Either way you are a very bad person to him.

 

[Queertag45]

Dishrag won't be available too much in 2017 to continue posting non stop due to his engagement to his hometown, childhood sweetheart.

 

[Pookie]

This is all very odd. Petey has been one of my very favorites since I joined. Truly one of the sweetest and funniest posters on the GB. And I have it on good authority that he's the same in RL.

Very odd.

Ditto.

 

[Saint Peter]

This is all very odd. Petey has been one of my very favorites since I joined. Truly one of the sweetest and funniest posters on the GB. And I have it on good authority that he's the same in RL.

Very odd.

Hello Farrah!!

Thank you for the kind words.

He's the worst. The absolute worst.

You've had worse. We both know that.

I like Petey.

Glynndah mailed me erotica. And a fingerlight!

Pete's the dog's bollocks.

LEAVE CHUNKS OUT OF THIS!!

Ditto.

Hashy snapped today. So sad. Hashy will not be spending as much time here in 2017. Probably only 23.998 hours a day.

Freedom is never free.

 

[Pookie]

Hashy snapped today. So sad. Hashy will not be spending as much time here in 2017. Probably only 23.998 hours a day.

Freedom is never free.

Freedom cost a buck o' five, to be exact.

 

[Saint Peter]

Freedom cost a buck o' five, to be exact.

Does that include Mr.YouKnowWho's fair tax?

 

[Pookie]

Does that include Mr.YouKnowWho's fair tax?

Stop making me think about maths!

 

[Pookie]

Stop making me think about maths!

And no, it doesn't include the fairy tax.