Saint Peter

Stew, I need some help dusting my house. It's about to invaded by a group of teens.
Help me out or bring me some beer, bro!
 
The beer is for me, to help me get through the party.

KS, I don't need help getting fucked. I was dusting and wanted to show a friend that I still have his artwork.
 
The beer is for me, to help me get through the party.

KS, I don't need help getting fucked. I was dusting and wanted to show a friend that I still have his artwork.

Well, if I were single I could help you dust and I bet you dont, but I probably would need help so it'd be a win win.

I've got a ton of swiffers and such.



:devil:
 
He's getting rusty.

And we are getting old.


I hope St Peter doesn't see this and just think it is the Vienna sausages and breakfast beer talking. :rose:

I admire your tenacity raindancer. Most would have given up after being given phone numbers to a closed Blockbuster store and a chocolate emporium. You are as relentless as a honey badger, and I'm certain that if St Peter does not come to realize this soon, you will eventually wear him down.

He is a lucky fella. He just doesn't realize it yet.

All the best.:rose:
 
Emerson, I gave up on that expedition in 2008.

But the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory prank did hurt, a little.

Therapy helped. :D
 
I said the same thing....:eek:

You said it better though. Admittedly.

lol

What exactly did you say besides insinuating that I want Petey to fuck me?

I didn't realize posting with/to someone on the GB would cause concern for my sex life.

Most of my old GB friends are found on other social media so I am able to talk to them in that capacity. I don't know many on the boards these days and Petey was an old friend that I haven't spoken with in a few years. So, I speak with him here.
 
I like the way that one leans to give the sheep an extra boost!

:)

The sheeps came from a christian gift kiosk at christmas time in the mall. The little old ladies were SO HAPPY their sheep were going to be used in art projects.
 
That "metal thing" is a horse shoe cowboy! The staple of every western art selling truck stop between here and el paso.

Ok, are the horseshoes fucking the sheep? I've never been between there and El Paso, so peeps want to know.
 
Ok, are the horseshoes fucking the sheep? I've never been between there and El Paso, so peeps want to know.

Yes. What else is a rancher going to do with all those worn out horseshoes?

Most of the time the horseshoe cowboys are fishing or making coffee at the campfire. Every now and then a sheep gets lucky.
 
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