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Stew, I need some help dusting my house. It's about to invaded by a group of teens.
Help me out or bring me some beer, bro!
 
The beer is for me, to help me get through the party.

KS, I don't need help getting fucked. I was dusting and wanted to show a friend that I still have his artwork.
 
raindancer said:
The beer is for me, to help me get through the party.

KS, I don't need help getting fucked. I was dusting and wanted to show a friend that I still have his artwork.
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Well, if I were single I could help you dust and I bet you dont, but I probably would need help so it'd be a win win.

I've got a ton of swiffers and such.



:devil:
 
raindancer said:
He's getting rusty.

And we are getting old.
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I hope St Peter doesn't see this and just think it is the Vienna sausages and breakfast beer talking. :rose:

I admire your tenacity raindancer. Most would have given up after being given phone numbers to a closed Blockbuster store and a chocolate emporium. You are as relentless as a honey badger, and I'm certain that if St Peter does not come to realize this soon, you will eventually wear him down.

He is a lucky fella. He just doesn't realize it yet.

All the best.:rose:
 
Emerson, I gave up on that expedition in 2008.

But the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory prank did hurt, a little.

Therapy helped. :D
 
Killswitch1 said:
I said the same thing....:eek:

You said it better though. Admittedly.

lol
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What exactly did you say besides insinuating that I want Petey to fuck me?

I didn't realize posting with/to someone on the GB would cause concern for my sex life.

Most of my old GB friends are found on other social media so I am able to talk to them in that capacity. I don't know many on the boards these days and Petey was an old friend that I haven't spoken with in a few years. So, I speak with him here.
 
I like the way that one leans to give the sheep an extra boost!

:)

The sheeps came from a christian gift kiosk at christmas time in the mall. The little old ladies were SO HAPPY their sheep were going to be used in art projects.
 
Saint Peter said:
That "metal thing" is a horse shoe cowboy! The staple of every western art selling truck stop between here and el paso.
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Ok, are the horseshoes fucking the sheep? I've never been between there and El Paso, so peeps want to know.
 
Aquagal said:
Ok, are the horseshoes fucking the sheep? I've never been between there and El Paso, so peeps want to know.
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Yes. What else is a rancher going to do with all those worn out horseshoes?

Most of the time the horseshoe cowboys are fishing or making coffee at the campfire. Every now and then a sheep gets lucky.
 
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