Saint Peter!

[Super-Surprise]

http://i.imgur.com/qduTMpB.jpg

 

[Darbhinder]

Petey gets all the hot broads.


I'll be at the other table with the uggos.

Say hello to hashtag.

 

[raindancer]

Petey gets all the hot broads.


I'll be at the other table with the uggos.

You gotta be suave and handy with the steel.

 

[Saint Peter]

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
With four hungry children
And a crop in the field
I've had some bad times
Lived through some sad times
But this time your hurtin' won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille

Rainy! You bring back fond memories of the good good old days. LTR and IFB would be good good good old days, but fuck them. They are old.

Tell us about your pussies!

 

[Saint Peter]

Just between us, it's all an act. I usually post in my boxer shorts while eating Cheetos and drinking Moxie with a straw.

I do not remember Moxie.

BDSM?
Am Pics?

 

[hashtag45]

Say hello to hashtag.

Well thank you.
You've always been generous in your descriptions of me: "Old, fat and ugly, and in desperate need for a bath" lol

 

[Saint Peter]

Have you met Rainy?

She is a professional juggler. Does the chainsaw, bowling ball, egg routine like no other.

 

[lovetoread]

who are you callin' old, dude?

 

[Saint Peter]

Check the born on date!

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sorry. You are not old. You are not even an old fucker.

 

[Radiohead]

I couldn't remember your current name!

Sure sure

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought indie was a better fit.

What do I know? Not a damn thing.



I wonder what Rainy's pussies are doing.

 

[hashtag45]

Well thanks for that. We're only as old as we feel; so none of us fellas who made a porn board our home are.

But you forgot to reassure me with regards to the other epithets lol

 

[Miasorrow]

First-come, first-served!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

These days, I only have one pussy. Is that why thou hast forsaken me?

 

[Hard_Rom]

The Honourable Manuel Garcia O'Kelly-Davis says, "There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Just some more beautiful than others".

 

[spacekowboy]

You gotta be suave and handy with the steel.

I am certainly not suave. I am however de boner.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

who are you callin' old, dude?

I'm sayin'! He said fuck you, and fuck me?? Mother fucker fuck you goddammit. You done run up wrong, Taint Beater. Think you're so funny....about as funny as snake mittens, you asshole casserole.


Heeheheehee....

 

[thør]

who are you callin' old, dude?

Check the born on date!

Or the "Best enjoyed by" date.

 

[raindancer]

Post de boners!

 

[Brollyanna]

Post de boners!

Seconded!

 

[spacekowboy]

My boner is old newds.

 

[thør]

http://blogs.herald.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/10/oosik1.jpg

Some guy w/ a bone.......er.

(and it's a small one, relatively)

 

[raindancer]

Eek. I think I rather deal with nana guy.