Saint Peter!

[raindancer]

You used to love me and worship my pussies.

I will let you hold my chainsaw, if you come back to me!

 

[Disgustipated]

He's participating in a role reversal game right now. Some Lit Chick has him locked up in his basement. She's wielding a shiny ass-hook so we can now only pray for her benevolence.

 

[raindancer]

I have loved him since 2003.

 

[thør]

He's being flighty?

 

[lovetoread]

some of us have since before that

 

[raindancer]

He's being flighty?

Yes! It's like we are married. He ignores me.

 

[raindancer]

some of us have since before that

Well, my heart belonged to Marxist 2001-2003.

Petey and Breakwall 2003-

 

[trysail]

You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.

St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the company store.

-Tennessee Ernie Ford
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[raindancer]

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[lovetoread]

just watch out for hashtag, they seem to have a thing for petey and follows him everywhere.

 

[thør]

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Nice saw.....

 

[pensivepoet]

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OSHA wouldn't approve.

 

[thør]

OSHA wouldn't approve.

Who gives a shit about a small town in Wisconsin?

 

[Conager]

You used to love me and worship my pussies.

I will let you hold my chainsaw, if you come back to me!

Are you a pumpkin?

I heard that Pete's a pun'kin eater.

 

[raindancer]

I am a bit round.

 

[Queersetti]

I have loved him since 2003.

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/48175763.jpg

 

[raindancer]

Oh Q, you are too sophisticated for me. But I have admired you, from afar.

 

[raindancer]

I miss Dilly!

 

[Queersetti]

Oh Q, you are too sophisticated for me. But I have admired you, from afar.

Just between us, it's all an act. I usually post in my boxer shorts while eating Cheetos and drinking Moxie with a straw.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Well, my heart belonged to Marxist 2001-2003.

Petey and Breakwall 2003-

Make room for the Raindancer romancer! paPOWW!! I arrive in this joint like the pimp who fell to earth!
I think your book keeping is a little suspect. But then who could be blamed for inadequate maths when you have your kit off? Certainly not me. How you doin' mama... still breaking hearts like piggy banks?

 

[raindancer]

IFB!!! Are you famous yet? I swoon. Here, take my drawls'!

 

[raindancer]

Btw, I loved IFB in 2001, too. Don't forget, my original join date was Feb. 2001. I left briefly and came back. I was guested but you can still see my posts.

 

[anchoredinocean]

No mention of me. I'm hurt.

 

[raindancer]

I couldn't remember your current name!

 

[spacekowboy]

Petey gets all the hot broads.


I'll be at the other table with the uggos.