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sweetsubsarahh said:
He's good. I mean, it's good.

I'm having seconds.

:cathappy:
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Um, take a look on that bottle. It's 92 proof. :cool:

Most booze is 80.

This is a sailor that wants to show you a good time. :D
 
blackhaus7 said:
Um, take a look on that bottle. It's 92 proof. :cool:

Most booze is 80.

This is a sailor that wants to show you a good time. :D
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I like sailors.

They're so good at tying knots.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Ooh - a pun.

Naughty boy. No rum for you.

:cathappy:
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With my liquor cabinet, that's punishment? Surely you can to better than that. :p
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
How about no Blackhaus?

:cathappy:
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Funny, you have never struck me as someone with a death wish. :D

And Fool was right. The bastards were out. Should have some today, so maybe later. It seems that someone other than my buddy and I have been attacking it.
We didn't kill mine Saturday night, but did we hurt it bad.
 
blackhaus7 said:
Funny, you have never struck me as someone with a death wish. :D

And Fool was right. The bastards were out. Should have some today, so maybe later. It seems that someone other than my buddy and I have been attacking it.
We didn't kill mine Saturday night, but did we hurt it bad.
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Drink up then, Batman.

:cathappy:
 
blackhaus7 said:
Sailor Jerry was a tattoo artist.
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Really?

I thought he was a pirate.

Friend of Jimmy Buffett.

Where did the rum come into play?
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Really?

I thought he was a pirate.

Friend of Jimmy Buffett.

Where did the rum come into play?
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From the bottle:
Sailor Jerry Collins is the most famous tattoo artist of all time. He was the first to go to Japan to learn the sacred art of tattooing back in the 20's. He set up shop in the 30's tattooing sailors with his distinctive designs. Sailor Jerry Spiced Navy Rum is based on Sailor Jerry's own personal recipe. It's higher in proof and spiced with a hint of cherry. Strong, but goes down smooth.

Strong, but goes down smooth. Worthy of striving for. :D
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Really?

I thought he was a pirate.

Friend of Jimmy Buffett.

Where did the rum come into play?
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He poured it onto the people's flesh after he was done tattooing them. Mouahaha! :devil:
 
Aurora Black said:
He poured it onto the people's flesh after he was done tattooing them. Mouahaha! :devil:
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Actually, I heard that at Jimmy Buffett concert once.

Buffett was relating an amusing anecdote about being young and on a date and trying to get lucky. Then he imitated his date saying,

"I can't taste the alcohol!"

to which he replied -

"That's the idea, darling. What you don't drink I'm gonna pour on ya!"

:cathappy:
 
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